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	<title>5 Windows 7 Features You Probably Didn't Know About</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-11-16 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels&#60;/a>
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	<title>Browser Break-up</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[Firefox, I thought we had something special going. Remember those days when we used to just take the day off and surf together, feeling completely secure? You would surprise me with new add-ons, and you always remembered my birthday and passwords. You were so open and free-spirited and accommodated my wishes at all times.<div><br />Well, over the years, our relationship seems to have slowed down. Your early charm has begun to wear off, and while you know I always loved you for who you are and would scoff when you said you weren't as appealing as those Safari and Opera models (their speed test results are all airbrushed anyway), you've really let yourself go lately. And I'm not saying you're bloated, but you used to be so diligent about working out to stay slim and agile. Now you're constantly unresponsive and have lost that fiery passion that once drew me to you.</div><div><br />I know this is hard for you to hear, but I think it's about time we went our separate ways. I still think you're wonderful, and there's so much about your personality that I'll miss. I've just realized I want something different out of life than I used to, and it's taken a special friend to help me see it.</div><div></div></>
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    		Written 2009-09-29 12:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:829227">Dunda&#60;/a>
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	<title>Computer Break-up</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<b>Adrianne</b> - Hi, PC.<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - Welcome back, Adrianne!<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - Ugh...<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - Is something wrong, Adrianne?<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - PC, we need to talk.<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - What about?<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - You're just...You're not doing it for me, anymore.<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - What do you mean?<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - I mean, literally, you're not doing it for me anymore.<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - In what way?<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - Everytime I try to open oen of my old movies in Movie Maker, you shut it down!<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - That's nothing! You don't even <u>use</u> Movie Maker!<br /><br /><b>Adrianne</b> - And I have good reason! You don't have a firewire port, and without that, there's no way I can connect my camera and import my&nbsp; videos. The USB port doesn't even work!<br /><br /><b>PC</b> - ...What are you saying?<br /></>
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    		Written 2009-08-07 15:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2087517">Adrianne &quot;Blackwhite&quot;&#60;/a>
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	<title>If I acted like my computer did on the first day of work</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<b><div class="left_a3 small_a3 border_a3"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/4/collegehumor.3170eb506c9e85d3f2a664c44e375129.jpg" width="150"  /></div><br  /><br  />Boss</b>: Jesse!<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Sorry boss, fell asleep.<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: I got up to get coffee, that's an absurd amount of time to fall asleep in. Did you get my mail yet?<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Yea boss, got it in .2 seconds!<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: I asked for this 20 minutes ago.<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: That's improbable.<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: It happened. This is all my mail?<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Results 1-5. Here, give me those back and I'll show you the next 5.<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: I'd like to just look at them all at the same time. And please stop playing with that hourglass.<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Sorry.<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: Also, I see you didn't print the memo I asked you to.<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Yea about that...Are you sure you want to print it?<br  /><br  /><b>Boss</b>: Wholly and completely.<br  /><br  /><b>Me</b>: Okay it's just that...you didn't use real words. Look at this one.</>
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    		Written 2009-04-03 16:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E&#60;/a>
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	<title>5 Unannounced Windows 7 Features</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Sometimes I Feel Like My Girlfriend is a Computer</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-03-06 16:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels&#60;/a>
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	<title>Internal Debate</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:18:33 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Gawd, Everyone In This Computer Lab Is A Loser</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-11-06 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon&#60;/a>
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	<title>An Open Letter to My MacBook</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:02:03 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Dear MacBook Hard Drive That Crashed Three Hours Before My Ten Page Paper Was Due,</span></span><br  /></span><div><br  /></div><div>I'm going to try to remain calm and articulate here, even though deep down I would enjoy nothing more than cracking your screen open with the heel of my bare and bloodied foot.</div><div><br  /></div><div>I'm going to do my best to remain on topic in this letter and not give in to instinctive rage. But don't be fooled, MacBook. I'd like to do nothing more than envision a scene of me throwing your shattered LCD shards and miscellaneous keyboard letters into the bathtub, turning on the water, and speeding out of town in a stolen car.</div><div><br  /></div><div>But cooler heads must prevail, MacBook.</div></>
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	<title>An Ode To An Unknowing Samaritan</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:39:45 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[Where is a Starbucks?<br  />Have you seen a cafe?<br  />How am I without <br  />Internet today?<br  /><br  />What a terrible feeling!<br  />So helpless, so lost.<br  />I'll do what I must<br  />No matter the cost.   <br  /><br  />I click on my airport<br  />And what do I see?<br  />A long list of names,<br  />none familiar to me.<br  /><br  />I see strings of letters,<br  />And cute little names.<br  />A dozen proud owners<br  />Staking their claims.<br  /><br  />"Don's wifi" ones says<br  />"JESSweb" says the next.<br  />All password protected<br  />By numerical hex.</>
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	<title>Commenter Keyboard</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:43:38 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Dear Bill Gates,<br  /><br  />Here's a model I came up with for your next generation keyboards.<br  /><br  /></p><div align="center"><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/1/collegehumor.c73d40c2f9aa118788b995a1aa6f4016.gif" width="336" /></div>(Left Side Keyboard)<br  /><br  /><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/8/collegehumor.5a94abb0eed3cc2ec52666c894a34129.gif" width="336" /></div>(Right Side Keyboard)<br  /><br  /><div class="center_a3 small_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.4fc858153a6ac66e3b54b3394be37650.gif" width="150" /></div>(Number Pad)<br  /><br  /><div align="left">Sincerely Yours,<br  />Jason Michaels</div><br  /><br  /><br  /></div></>
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	<title>The Perfect Girl vs. The Perfect Computer</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 10:02:19 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>The Dell Guy Meets Justin Long</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:55:08 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>What Your Email Extension Says About You</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:52:23 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>A Letter from Snood</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:55:19 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>I Can Explain My iTunes Library</title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:13:46 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Hey you dudes want another beer? What kind do you- hey what are you doing on my computer? Don't go on the internet, I'm downloading... this thing. It's hard to explain. Just don't look at my bookmarks ok?<br   /><br   />Yeah you can put some music on. Just don't- why do I have ABBA's greatest hits? Do I really have that? That's weird, I don't know how that got on there. It must have just downloaded somehow. <br   /><br   />Hey Trav I got next game on the Wii! What? There's no Backstreet Boys songs on my computer. Is that even my computer? From the sounds of the gay music it must be... your computer. I don't know how your computer would get to my house, you tell me. Oh, that song. That was for a project for this class.</p></>
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	<title>Open Letter to the Guy Watching Porn in the Campus Computer Lab</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:26:56 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,<br   />Let's make a couple of things clear:<br   /></p><div align="center"><div class="center_a3 small_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/e/collegehumor.f4f1dcb62aa1711891026bfe2fe5e680.jpg" width="150"  /></div><br   /></div><ol>    <li>I realize you like hardcore pornography.  Who doesn't?  However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a library, or a school computer lab for example.  I recommend you buy a magazine or rent a movie and enjoy in the privacy of your own home.</li>    <li>Headphones aren't good enough. Just because you're the only one who can hear it doesn't make it invisible. Honestly, there's 14 people sitting behind you.</li>    <li>No, looking at just photos of people f*cking isn't acceptable either.  DVDA on your screen makes it hard for me to concentrate on my Psych paper, no matter what the medium.</li></ol></>
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