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	<title>The Ultimate Craigslist Loophole</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[While trolling Craigslist looking for sensual in-home massages,&nbsp;I came across the official list of prohibited and restricted items that cannot--under any circumstance--be listed on the site. While they go overboard forbidding the sale of everything from prescription contacts to exotic plants to giftcards, they leave one major loophole.&nbsp;You can't sell body parts, you can't sell sex, but NO WHERE does it say that you can't sell other human beings on Craigslist. Naturally, I took inventory of the people in my life and decided to create a few listings...<div><div><br  /></div><div><br  /></div><div><b><span><span>1. new york craigslist &gt; bronx &gt; &nbsp;household items</span></b></div><div><b><span><span>PLz Adopt MY #&amp;$^&amp;# Roommate - $100</span></span></b></div><div><i>reply to:&nbsp;roommateconfession9@craigslist&nbsp;</i></div><div><i><br  /></i></div><div>Looking to get rid of current roommate. Best if you have other sources of shelter as you will likely be sexiled on a near daily basis. Roommate is very friendly, mostly house broken, always willing to order pizza at 3am. Other perks include her knowledge of every planned parenthood in a 50 mile radius, extensive selection of push up bras, the self-esteem boost achieved while openly judging her for her poor life choices. It would also probably be best if her new home has a single roommate, as she will absolutely try to sleep with your boyfriend. NOT good w/children or daddy issues. Small re-homing fee of $100</div><div>HURRY!! WILL GO (homewithanyone) FAST!!</div><div></span></div></div></>
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    		Written 2009-05-05 17:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1745270">Marina Cockenberg&#60;/a>
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	<title>craigsLOST</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-01-21 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.&#60;/a>
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	<title>Craigslist Album Generator</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:35:03 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Craigslist is great service for finding people, private engagements, things, or private engagments with people's things.  More than potential scams or anonymous STD's, it provides <i>inspiration</i>. Know you want to cut an album, but can't think of good song names (how else are you going to know what lyrics to write)?  Craigslist is here to help.  This edition of title-assistance comes from Ann Arbor Michigan's <a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/" mce_href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/" rel="nofollow">missed connection</a><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/" mce_href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/" rel="nofollow">s</a>. !slice<br /><br /><b>Fake Band Name</b>: Great is Enough<br /><b>Fake Album Name</b>: Ann's Arbor Day<br /><br /><b>Track Listing</b><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/705407102.html" rel="nofollow">Black Pearl</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/704252517.html" rel="nofollow">Is it more than I saw</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/703671013.html" rel="nofollow">Oh so pretty at The Produce Station</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/694620523.html" rel="nofollow">Looking for Mel</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/691981463.html" rel="nofollow">U were the 3 headed girl with the giraffe tongue</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/698546653.html" rel="nofollow">Burgundy Mountaineer</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/699067058.html" rel="nofollow">the girl with back pain</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/700073608.html" rel="nofollow">Held Back By the Ghost of You</a><br /><a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/699022601.html" rel="nofollow">Horoscopes and  Alcohol</a><br /><br />Bonus Hidden Track: <a href="http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/650453021.html" rel="nofollow">sunday zombie book chocolate milk</a><br /><br /></p></>
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    		Written 2008-06-03 15:35:03    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1650398">The Chief&#60;/a>
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	<title>My Failed Attempts at Finding a Summer Fling on Craigslist</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 23:28:55 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<br  /><u>Approach 1: Single out my dream girl.</u><br  /><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.c785ff8d14d009ef0fd2d24018ef7cfa.jpg" width="480"  /></div><br  /></>
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    		Written 2008-05-26 23:28:55    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1101869">Steve E.&#60;/a>
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	<title>Craig Newmark, Founder of Craigslist, Checks His Dorm Whiteboard</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 12:26:49 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-05-19 12:26:49    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell&#60;/a>
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	<title>The More You Know...</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:19:02 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[Have you ever been watching MTV True Life and said to yourself, &quot;Where did they find a 400 pound, pimple-faced, gay kid from New Jersey who wants to be Prom King?&quot;&nbsp; the answer is Craigslist.&nbsp; Everyday, hundreds of cable stations flood the Craigslist &quot;TV/Film/Radio&quot; section with casting calls, job openings and idea searches.&nbsp; Just look at the ones I found this morning...<br   /><br   /><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.38b0cf8bb120f5db075ba6b9c4a5b239.jpg" width="336"  /></div><br   /><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.70350ae3a9cb2b75f20bdf2b87e31b49.jpg" width="336"  /></div></div></>
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    		Written 2007-01-19 11:19:02    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell&#60;/a>
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