CollegeHumor: Dane Cook Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741011 Dane-Cook-a-Tron Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:04:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741011 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Meet the Dane-Cook-a-Tron! Enter any regular joke into the box below, and our advanced computer software will Dane-Cook-ify it. Your first movie deal can't be far away!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-21 14:04:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 167 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747619 Quick Question Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:35:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747619 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


I just read that Dane Cook broke the stupid record of longest comedy set by performing stand-up at the Laugh Factory in L.A. for 7 hours straight. Seriously.

Here's my question, would you like to be in the audience for that? If you couldn't leave, other than to go to the bathroom, would you like to be there for all seven hours?



Reasons could vary from "I'm a huge Dane Cook fan" to "I have a morbid fascination to see what he would possibly be talking about past hour five" so if you're feeling frisky, leave a comment to explain your vote.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />