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	<title>Tips For Playing Advanced Dungeons And Dragons With Brian Sanford As Your Dungeon Master</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:31:18 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<strong><div class="left_a3 small_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3159962eaf86dfeebed414daf2d6552d.jpg" width="150"  /></div>Make sure to purchase a 10 foot pole-</strong>&nbsp; Not as a weapon, but it is a vital tool in checking the depth and consistency of unknown pools of liquid.&nbsp; Brian has infuriated many of players as a pool of rust acid eats away at their +2 broadswords.&nbsp; There is no way you will want to wander back into the crystal dragons ice cave to get another one. <br   /><br   /><strong>Purchase rations, seriously</strong>- I know no other DMs make you stop and eat food (its a very boring aspect of the game) but, man, Sanford doesn&rsquo;t mess around.&nbsp; He won&rsquo;t let you know that your character is hungry.&nbsp; He will keep it to himself until you have to make a constitution check, and give you a minus 4 modifier, then you are totally effed.&nbsp; The brain rot from the zombie bite will take a hold way faster than it will take a cleric to brew you up the antidote.</>
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    		Written 2007-01-15 14:31:18    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:126054">gabrus&#60;/a>
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	<title>The Adventures of Skip Bradley, RA on Duty - Ep 1</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:55:45 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p><strong>11:31pm March 1st, 2007</strong><br   />Abel Hall, University of Nebraska-Lincoln<br   /><br   />Resident Williams reported to me that he was &ldquo;bitch slapped&rdquo; by resident Jameson in the fourth floor lounge during a heated game of &ldquo;Dungeons & Dragons&rdquo;. Resident Williams was the &ldquo;Dungeon Master&rdquo; master for this game and did not grant resident Jameson the opportunity to &ldquo;level up&rdquo; to a level 5 Druid with +4 charisma. Resident Jameson said that that wasn&rsquo;t fair and demanded that Williams let him level up. Williams then said to &ldquo;stop being a whiny peasant&rdquo; and to shut up and play the game or he&rsquo;ll have him &ldquo;exiled to the 7th dungeon of Malafore&rdquo;. Resident Jameson then took a Bawls energy drink and threw it in resident Williams&rsquo; face. <br   />    <br   /></p><p>At this point, resident Williams stopped the game and told everyone to &ldquo;go back to their lairs (dorms) and wait for this jackanapes to leave&rdquo;. Resident Jameson then leapt across the room to Williams screaming a &ldquo;spell&rdquo; in some gibberish. He open-palm slapped resident Williams who did not retaliate. Williams did say that he was going to go back to his room to get his &ldquo;bastard sword from the swamp of Essex&rdquo; to &ldquo;gut the tyrant Jameson&rdquo;. <br   />    <br   /></p><p>I, Resident Assistant Bradley, told both of them to go to their rooms and wait until the Resident Director could talk to them. I cited Resident Jameson with a write up for assault and notified campus security. CS came and did a full search of both resident&rsquo;s rooms and found nothing. When asked if resident Williams had a sword in his room, he denied, saying that his Lord (father) did not let him have it in the dorms but would lead a full on attack to get it back.  </p></>
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