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April 21, A Long Time Ago
Dear Diary,
Does anyone ever think about how hot it is on Tatooine for a wookie? I mean, its 2891, you think they'd have some kind of air conditioning here by now. This shit is getting out of hand with Han. All we do is smuggle foreign alien crack from one planet to another. We've got a fat slug sending his bounty hunters after us, and now we've got some crazy old guy telling us something about some force bullshit, and that he'll pay us a bunch of cash to take him, another loony kid and 2 droids to some craphole Alderaan. I guess we could use the money to get Jabber or Jabba or Jibby the slug off our ass. I'll write again once we leave Alderaan.

Aggrivated and Hot,
Chewie

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:772514"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/6/collegehumor.499118b57325b45ac79029f6ba82ede1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-29 14:26:30 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:772514">Mike</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752289 Paperboy's Diary Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:45:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752289 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.

MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy because the boss said "Throw papers at the white houses and not the red ones". Nice, I like things simple. Had a run-in with a kid on his tricycle. No big deal, fell off my bike, hurt my knee... it's only skin right! Only thing is that SAME kid was at like three other houses. Anyway... tomorrow will be better. (NOTE TO SELF: Ask boss about obstacle course at end of route.)

TUESDAY: Had an extra house on the route today. Aparently the guy owns a painting company because I'm pretty sure his house was red yesterday... whatevs. Broke a lady's window by accident. Who installs a mailbox right next to three windows!?!?! I think it's cool though because she chased me down the street for a block with a baseball bat, but gave up... must have worked out the anger. SAME KID! SAME TRICYCLE! 4 DIFFERENT HOUSES THIS TIME! (NOTE TO SELF: Remember note on Monday about the obstacle course - tore up bike pretty bad.)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330750"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.d3d8e4a0117ed8d38fd61f6f1ac37c75.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-02 12:45:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330750">Josh Thatcher</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:562"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 155 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738058 The Diary of Christopher Columbus Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:29:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738058 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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Another day, another letter. What the hell is your problem? It has been seven weeks and I haven’t heard a word from you. I’ve written you eleven letters total. Is this how you treat all the kids who write you with their problems? My mom said you could help me with my self-esteem issues, if anything it’s gotten worse. How do you think I feel when you don’t answer any of my letters? I’ll tell you how I feel, Diary. I feel bad. I feel really, really bad. (What kind of a name is Diary anyway, Dutch?)

So, to reiterate, here are the things I need help with: Mark Berman has been really mean to me at school. I hate him. Oh, and I like this girl, Susan. My mom and dad fight all the time. It’s so annoying! I hate being neglected. Oh, and my dad keeps bothering me about stupid stuff. Homework this, clean the garage that. Him and my mom are so gay together. He also punched my face.

Ok, so that’s what I need help with. I’d really, really, really like to hear back from you. Even if you don’t think you can help, I just want to know that someone is listening to me, you know? I mean, I said in my 6th, 7th and 8th letter that I hate being ignored. I don’t want to have to send another letter.

                                                                                                Sincerely,
                                                                                                Bobby Thompson
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