CollegeHumor: Drinking Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790894 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Drinking Game Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790894 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Ah, September, it comes swiftly and kicks you in the ass. School is starting yet here you are, still in summer mode. Suck it up you pussy! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia starts this month. And here is a drinking game to cushion the blow.
Don't go with shots on this one, remember Sport, it's a marathon.

-Drink everytime somebody uses the following phrases

--"throwing down life lessons"

--"what's up, bitches?"

--"pop that shirt off"

--"you want 'x' to pop" (ie "you want your muscles to pop," "this will make your eyes pop")


-Drink anytime the Gang mocks one another with a display of fake crying.

-Drink anytime someone in the Gang points something out as racist.

-Drink anytime someone is drinking on the show. 2x drink if it's a member of the gang.

-Drink anytime Dee is referred to as "Sweet Dee" by one of the Gang.

-Drink for any demeaning reference to Sweet Dee as old, ugly, untalented, or any combination thereof.

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6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK





8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

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Frat Guy 1 "Dude, I am going to start drinking the second I wake up!  Ready...Set...GO!" *Starts chugging vodka*
Frat Guy 2 "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE KING!"
Frat Guy 3 *Out of breath* "Whatever loser, I'm gonna drink in my sleep!"
Frat Guy 1 "SPRING BREAK!"


Real Life: Monday 8:00 AM

Dad *Slurred* "You think you can be all like 'drive me to school' whenever you want? It's always me, me, me and waah, waah, waah and 'you promised you wouldn't drink anymore daddy' with you. Well, guess what! You're not my mom, And you can't tell me what to do! I'm gonna drink until you leave me alone, how bout them apples?"
Son: *Crying*
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