CollegeHumor: Drug Deal Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725359 How Not to Buy Drugs Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:47:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725359 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> [upload:1129886:small:left:Is this how this works, or...?]Are you my guy? Are you the guy I'm meeting? My friend said you'd be wearing a hat.  That's not very descriptive though, there are like 30 people out here wearing hats. My boy said to just drop his name. So here it goes.  Ryan.  Does that do anything for you? Do you know Ryan? Cool, I guess you're my guy.  Ryan's guy with the hat, what a foolproof method, can't go wrong there.

So he said you had good stuff at a fair price. No, I don't want weed idiot, I want cannabis sativa.  Oh, right, I was just joking. So how much tetrahydrocannabinol is in this? You don't know? I feel like that's something you should know. You would be a horrible salesman in the real world. Sorry, sorry, I'm just saying.

I don't know how much I want. How much is enough for me to get high, but not too high, just like a medium high. Is a pound enough to get me high...better give me two, just in case? An eighth? Of a pound? Oh right, ounce, I knew that. A dime bag? Wow, it's that cheap. In that case give me like 20 dime bags. I thought drugs were a lot more expensive, I guess the economy's doing well.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-01 19:47:35 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 97 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />