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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is on summer break.  Welcome our newest weekly column, Dating, It's Complicated, written by Jason Michaels. 

-Street


Dating someone?  Well great!  Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrasing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

You know the predictive text option on Nokia phones? Did you know that the word "in" comes up before "go"? Long story short, "So, do you wanna in out sometime?" didn't hit the subtle, sophisticated note I was going for.
-Phil, Dublin

One night my girlfriend and I were laying on her bed, and in between make-out sessions, she rubbed her foot across my leg. She commented on how long and fluffy my socks were. I was wearing shorts, and she was feeling my legs.

-Anonymous

When I just started masturbating I knew you had to use lotion, but that is all I knew. So, when I heard the saying, "slapping the salami," I took it very serious. I would sit in my bathroom, lotion up my hands, and then slap my penis until it hurt too bad. It took me about two weeks to find out I was an idiot.
-Mike, Eastern

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-21 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 325 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739536 Embarrassment: The Game Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:30:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739536 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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1 Your best friend opened your DVD player and found a Gilmore Girls disc inside.
B
2 Your buddies found the 'free hug' coupons you made for your girlfriend.
C
3 Your buddy turned on your iPod and saw that you were halfway through listening to a Kelly Clarkson song.
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4 Your buddy was going through your computer and found the folder of flexing pics you take every morning to see if you're getting more jacked.
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5 Your friend just walked in the room while you were taking a new profile pic for your Myspace.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-29 17:30:55 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728431 All Right, I'll admit it. I find ______ really funny. Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:45:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728431 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
All right, I'll admit it. I find Pauly Shore really funny.
- Ryan Kraemer
All right. I'll admit it. I find America's Funniest Home Videos really funny.
- Paul Scheer
All right, I'll admit it. I find Peyton Manning really funny.
- Eric Kester
All right, I'll admit it. I find my sex life really funny.
- Neil Janowitz

All right, I'll admit it. I find former Saturday Night Live cast member Molly Shannon really funny.
- Patrick Cassels
All right, I'll admit it. I find Brooke Shields' struggle with postpartum depression really funny.
- Elaine Carroll
All right, I'll admit it. I find DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR really funny.
- Joshua Heller

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734987 I Am SO. EMBARRASSED Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:21:57 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734987 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
OH and I can’t believe you guys called it ‘Dramatic Chipmunk.’ That was my nickname in THIRD GRADE you guys, grow up. I don’t do that sh*t anymore, it’s totally immature. Curtis, you of all people should know this. Your dad is a groundhog, OK? I’m sorry, but it’s true.

And adding that music to the crash zoom on my face? You guys SUCK. People are going to be humming that to me for the rest of my life. Dun dun dummmmmmmmm. Good thing that’s only a couple more years. LOL! :(

But seriously, I’m super pissed at you guys. I hope a coyote noses into your holes and rips your limbs from their sockets.

XOXO
Thorton
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1028367"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/2/collegehumor.93a21159b0282efdb747d7421500ad23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1028367">Thorton</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />