Worried Wife:  My husband didn't used to be this way...he'd just check Facebook a couple of times a day like a normal person. Then, he started logging in a dozen times a day. I didn't know why, until he walked away to go to the bathroom and he left his profile up - he had been on Farmville all this time. I couldn't believe that he was putting this stupid virtual farm before his family!

Psychologist: Farmville is a very dangerous, addicting game. One day, you're planting a few plots of wheat, maybe milking a cow or two - the next, you're expanding your farm, buying tractors, and harvesting 24/7. I'm hoping it's not too late to save your husband. But you have to be careful when approaching him - the game may leave him very moody and slightly trembling.

Psychologist enters the house. Man on computer looks up for a split second, then goes back to harvesting strawberries.

Psychologist: Sir, could you step away from the computer for a minute? Your family wants to talk to you.

Kinsey Durgin

Here's our Simple Guide:

1.Change your original facebook name to your nickname. (Really who cares if your birth name is Richard, we are all calling you Dick).

2. Make a new account with your given name.

3. Find a picture that better suits you in the business world. (Thank you Google images).