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The Wikipedia
This self-important, impressionable young man can usually be found at parties. He's the one wearing slightly more formal clothes than everyone else. Eager for social acceptance, he relies on his admittedly impressive knowledge of several interesting subjects to connect with guys and girls alike, before ruining it all when he takes things just that one step too far. "Did you know Paul McCartney isn't really alive?" He'll ask, frantically gazing into your eyes praying not to see that flicker of doubt he's so used to seeing. No, no I didn't know that, Wikipedia Boy. And neither do you.
Watch out for: Vandalism. As long as you're cooler than him, he'll believe and recycle anything you say.



The Digg
This guy's alright. No, really. He's pretty cool. He knows what's what when it comes to "stuff". It sounds stupid but "stuff" is an important facet of everyday life. We need this guy when we don't even know it. We're bored and tired and we want something funny/disgusting/interesting to watch or read and here's Digg, coming to the rescue with his always inspired (though sometimes a little dated) material.
Watch out for: The betrayal. Feel like showing digg something YOU found? Better hope it's not something he dislikes or has seen before. Be warned.

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5. That Person Who Lives On Your Floor Freshman Year
You don't know them now, and you won't know them later. Friending them 2 weeks into college just assures you'll be consistently invited to events from whatever obscure club they joined to actually make friends until you finally de-friend them senior year. And you'll still feel bad doing it.













4. Your Boss
Just because you sling espresso drinks together at Starbucks on the weekends does NOT mean you'll want to see his family pictures. Kiss any work-related FML's goodbye or expect an awkward comment both on Facebook and when you don the green apron.







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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-08 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1558 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790867 Farmville Intervention Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790867 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> A middle-aged man stares intently at a computer screen, furiously clicking.

Worried Wife:  My husband didn't used to be this way...he'd just check Facebook a couple of times a day like a normal person. Then, he started logging in a dozen times a day. I didn't know why, until he walked away to go to the bathroom and he left his profile up - he had been on Farmville all this time. I couldn't believe that he was putting this stupid virtual farm before his family!

Psychologist: Farmville is a very dangerous, addicting game. One day, you're planting a few plots of wheat, maybe milking a cow or two - the next, you're expanding your farm, buying tractors, and harvesting 24/7. I'm hoping it's not too late to save your husband. But you have to be careful when approaching him - the game may leave him very moody and slightly trembling.

Psychologist enters the house. Man on computer looks up for a split second, then goes back to harvesting strawberries.

Psychologist: Sir, could you step away from the computer for a minute? Your family wants to talk to you.

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Tony Pierlioni

You and Tony both have developed increasingly frequent and increasingly impure thoughts about several relatives over the course of your last two family gatherings.

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Kinsey Durgin

You and Kinsey both list "The Broom Of The System", Dig!, and Fleet Foxes as your favorite book/movie/band, when in reality they are "It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp", The Postman, and S Club 7.

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