CollegeHumor: Facebook Challenge Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765767 We Have a Winner! Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:40:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765767 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I Used to Eat Paper But My Mom Made Me Stop" group. For his astounding Facebook prowess he will be awarded a free BustedTee and will henceforth be known as Sir John Markovich. (I'm pretty sure I have the power to do that.)

All you lesser mortals can stop trying to win this round. Good luck next time, but until then, you should be disgusted with yourselves.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765664 Facebook Challenge: December 5th Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765664 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Here are the rules: start one of the groups listed below, get 1,000 people to join, then email us at INeedUrNumbersCuzMyPhoneBroke@gmail when you've completed the task. If you're the first one to do so, you get a free BustedTee.

These are the groups:
  • Still Coming To Grips With the Fact That It's Not Butter
  • People Against Excessively Long Facebook Groups Names Because It'sReally Annoying To Have To Read The Whole Thing When The Point Of TheGroup Was Already Explained In the First Few Words Of the Name Itself
  • The Committee To Make Joe Pesci Relevant Again
  • Bring Back Trans Fats Please
  • I Used to Eat Paper But My Mom Made Me Stop
  • Has Anyone Seen The Beat? I Just Had It Like An Hour Ago
  • One Million Strong Against Not Being Racist
  • I take pictures of my turds and send them to my friends
  • Petition for George Lucas to digitally re-master the StarWars trilogy again
  • More like Un-MODEST Mouse. Buncha Braggarts.
  • n64/ps3/xbox/360/gameboy Cheat Codes!  JOIN!
  • Bring back My Own Worst Enemy!
  • I masturbate all the time, I'm probably masturbating right now
  • Nobody knows if it's a boy or a girl, it's Pat!
  • How bout instead of a wet t-shirt we judge these girls for their intelligence maybe?
  • Rules were made to be obeyed
  • Do you remember the way the school bus smelled? So weird.
  • Is it just me, or is it hot in herre? (Like that Nelly song.)
  • Jello just isn't very good.
Ready? Go!
While you're at it, join our Facebook Group.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-05 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726056 Well, That Was Quick Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:14:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726056 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Dayyyyyyum, I think we have a new record.  Ian Nacht got the required 1,000 members in his group, Hotdogs > Real Dogs, in about 24 hours. 

For his efforts, Ian is getting a free BustedTee and fifty dollars worth of money.  When I asked him how he felt about the victory, Ian only had this to say: "Warren Winter sucks."  I'm as confused as you are. 

Thanks to everyone who played and better luck next time!


Now, let's talk about Friendvalanche.  I've been getting a bunch of emails from people asking to be the next victim of our kindness.  While I'd be happy to give everyone a Friendvalanche, it must be reserved for people who are having a bad day.  What could be better on your worst day than getting 3,000 new friends? 

If you want to nominate someone for a Friendvalanche, send me an email with a link to their Facebook profile at Streeter.Seidell@Gmail.com.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-05 20:14:51 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725842 Facebook Challenge! Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:42:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725842 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's back!  Here's how it works:

  1. Create one of the groups listed below.
  2. Get 1,000 people to join your group.
  3. Email me at Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com when you've hit the 1,000 member mark with a link to your group.
  4. Claim a Free BustedTee AND $50. 
Some tips: make your group global so anyone can join.  Mention it's for a CollegeHumor contest so people don't think you're crazy.  But before we get to the groups, here's an idea I had.


NEW FUN THING! The Facebook Challenge is a blast, but not everybody has the determination to make a group and stick with it.  That's why I'm introducing Friendvalanche.  The idea is simple: I give you someone to add as a friend on Facebook, you add them and send them a message.  The first target of our friendliness is....

Cody Miller
When you friend him, ask "How was LA?" 


And now...

The Groups

  • Never have I ever played drinking games
  • I give Family Guy a 6, tops
  • Bro, let's get tattoos that display our respective ethnicities
  • Eat your dick?  Absolutely not, young man!
  • I'm attracted to magicians
  • Man, I covered this notebook with scribbles, check this out
  • Spring: Give me a break!
  • Salt or Pepper?  You can't have them both.
  • Dude, can I cop some answers from your test before you hand it in?
  • Hey, what channel is Nickelodeon again?
  • United States of Allergies
  • You guys smell that?  It smells like hot milk or something? 
  • No, YOU, sir, are the Dee Dee Dee!
  • Hotdogs > real dogs
  • Hard honeydew is better than soft honeydew
  • Adult Swim is for pussies
  • If Sanjaya wins, so have the terrorists
  • I got the blue box blues
  • Quality=Quantity
  • I would love to paint you
  • So super happy I wasn't born Indian
  • A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Anal
  • All I wanna do is Zooma Zoom Zoom Zoom and a Boom Boom
Remember, the first person to email me at Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com with 1,000 people in their group gets a Free BustedTees and a Ulysses Grant to keep all your George Washingtons company.  Ready.  Set.  GO!

Oh, and join the CollegeHumor Facebook group while you're at it.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-04 15:42:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724139 Mission Accomplished Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:23:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724139 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
In a feat of Friend-Finding not seen since the first Facebook Challenge, Wabash College's Ein Peck got the required 1,000 members in about 29 hours.  His group 'If it were really raining men, the ground would be very, very bloody' crossed the 1,000 member mark around 12:30 last night. 

For his efforts, Ein has won himself a free BustedTee and $50 cold, hard company-issued check.  Thanks to everyone who played and better luck next time the Facebook Challege rolls through CollegeHumorTown.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-23 09:23:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723878 Facebook Challenge! Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:49:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723878 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's been a long time since we had ourselves a good old-fashioned Facebook Challenge.  In case you don't remember the rules, they go a little something like this....
  1. Create one of the groups listed below.
  2. Get 1,000 people to join your group.
  3. Email me at Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com when you've hit the 1,000 member mark with a link to your group.
  4. Claim a Free BustedTee AND $50. 
One last tip: make your group global so anyone can join.  And now...

The Groups

  • If it were really raining men, the ground would be very, very bloody
  • Gmail sucks.  Hotmail FTW
  • Dude, if you were a girl you'd be so hot
  • I still can't stop talking about how good 'The Family Stone' was!
  • Blog Blog Blog: The blog about blog-based blogs
  • Black Jean Shorts are the HoTtNeSs
  • Ham: The fabric of our lives
  • Wait, when did James Brown die? 
  • Your body is my toilet. 
  • My Dad's name is Terrence
  • I remember that show 'Bobby's World,' don'cha know
  • My wireless network is still named "linksys"
  • I'm not 100% sure what spelunking is
  • Lucky Charms > Trix
  • I'll push it, but I probably won't push it real good
  • You're so ugly to me right now
  • Skinnydipping is boring
  • I hate you because you are different than I am
  • Man, my cuticles need attention
  • I can do 100 pushups in a row and will show you if you ask me
  • I DO wish my girlfriend was hot like her
  • Anyone wanna order pizza?  I'm calling in five minutes so let me know.
  • Luuuuuuuving "According to Jim" this season! 
  • Sometimes i don't capitalize The right words
Remember, the first person to email me at Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com with 1,000 people in their group gets a Free BustedTees and a Ulysses Grant to keep all your George Washingtons company.  Ready.  Set.  GO!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-21 13:49:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716135 Facebook Challenge - Winner Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:21:57 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716135 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Mad props are due to Pier Maselli, whose group "Velcro Shoes - All Day, All Night, All Style" crossed the 1,000 member mark late last night.  One would assume that Pier would select No Strings Attached for his t-shirt since it was the profile pic he chose for the group, but the choice is his to make.  No matter which BustedTee Pier chooses, I'd like to thank everyone who played and wish you all better luck the next time the Facebook Challenge rolls into town. 

Oh, and if you haven't yet, join Our Facebook Group.  It's the closest you can get to Intern Jake without breaking any laws...
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-23 22:21:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1714530 The Return Of The Facebook Challenge! Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:43:28 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1714530 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's been a long winter break but with everyone back at school I think it's time for another Facebook Challenge.  I'll go over the rules again since it's been a while since our last challenge.  1) make one of the groups listed below (make sure to make it a global group so everyone can join) 2) Get 1,000 people to join your group.  3) Email me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com when your group hits the 1,000 member mark.  The first person to email me after getting 1,000 members wins a Free BustedTee. It's that simple, folks.  Let's meet our groups, shall we?

The Groups

  • Velcro Shoes - all day, all night, all style.
  • Jews for Jewsus
  • My Dad Beats Me
  • Taint nothing between my testicles and anus.  Why do you ask?
  • Army?  Sign me up!
  • Dishwashers are wasteful and impractical
  • Anybody else kind of miss Saddam?
  • Super Excited for Eddie Murphy's 'Norbit.'
  • TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGENT F-ING SUCKS.  HARD!
  • Beer tastes like puke. I would never drink it.
  • For real guy, I never knew you felt like that
  • You're and you'r: Get it right people!
  • Yeah, I'm talking on my Bluetooth headset. Deal with it, loser.
  • Pro life? Pro choice?  Who cares?
  • Keep it down, please? I’m trying to read.
  • I need a drummer for my new age funk metal band
  • I hate the smell of cooking bacon!
  • The Simpsons Sucks. Always had, Always Will.
  • Virgins

That's it. Remember to make your group global so as many people can join as possible. When you've hit 1,000 members, email me at Streeter.Seidell @ gmail.com and, if you're the first, you get a free BustedTee.

While you're at it, join our Facebook Group.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-16 12:43:28 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1707182 Facebook Challenge! Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:45:38 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1707182 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's Back! No need for a long introduction, you know the rules: Start one of the groups below, get 1,000 people to join and email me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com when you've completed the task. If you're the first one to do so, you get yourself a Free BustedTee. The Groups
  • #1 is number one! Literally!
  • Anyone else wanna order pizza? Yeah? No?
  • I'm just saying, maybe the Smurfs were gay...
  • If my parents were midgets I'd kill myself. Seriously.
  • Touched by an Angel Fan Club
  • Thank God I finally saw Britney's vag!
  • I'm into watching girls cry in the shower
  • Dude, dude, dude, you're doing it all wrong. Bend with your knees, not your back.
  • I H8 Redheads
  • Sup Bro?
  • You spell tomato, and I spell tomato.
  • You live, you learn. You love, you learn. You cry, you learn. You La-oooose, You Learn.
  • Arts and farts and crafts
  • Yes ladies, the curtains match the carpet: think, brown, tangly and rarely washed!
  • Do you guys smell that? I think The Rock is cooking.
  • Hootie/Blowfish '08!
  • Co-Ed Naked 90's Pop Culture References
  • I joined a Save Darfur group and that shit is still going on! What gives?
  • This group is so easy, even a caveman could join it!
  • I've got something I need to get off my chest. Give me a hand with this barbell?
    • That's it. Remember to make your group global so as many people can join as possible. When you've hit 1,000 members, email me at Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com and, if you're the first, you get a free BustedTee While you're at it, join our Facebook Group
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    ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-29 14:45:38 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />