CollegeHumor: Family Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789237 Take Family Vacation Into Your Own Hands Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789237 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Of course it's easy to masturbate in your own house. You've had years of home-field training, but now it's time to play on the road. Parts of life may change during family vacation, but these guides are for one thing that won't: your need to masturbate.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1978680"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.5004a8e4807c9c82560b458a60e3dcc6.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-13 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1978680">Josh Rabinowitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:43"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733674 Old-World Grandma's Guide to English Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:50:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733674 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Either you’ve got one yourself or you’ve got a friend with one. No we’re not talking about Nintendo Wii, we’re talking about that grandma from the old country. She may stare blankly but don’t be fooled, she’s squirelled away a few words of English and she’s hearing more than you think.

Grandma’s Notepad

WORD
 GRANDMA'S INTERPRETATION
"Unemployed prick" Grandson
"Juicy" Grandaughter
"Smashed peas and pills" Food
"Whisky" Medicine
"Wrinklestilskin" Grandma
"Fido" Pinata
"Stop! STOP!" Please continue shaking the baby
"Leaveherthere" Picnic
"Dumpster" Cemetery
"Where's my pot-roast..." Hello
"-Bitch" Nice to meet you

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:918627"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.d8f0a05f2267b8254381facae942f1ec.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:918627">MickyVax</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />