CollegeHumor: France Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735735 Conversation between Louis-Philippe, the last king of France, and his son Ferdinand-Philippe Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:24:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735735 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Louis: Son, come here.

Ferdinand: Listen, Papa, if this is about me throwing gold coins at the other boys at school, don't worry, I already have plans to have them executed once I'm king.

Louis: Actually, that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about.

Ferdinand: Don't make me switch to silver coins, Papa! They don't hurt as much!

Louis: No, I mean about the King thing. It appears as though I'm going to be the last King of France.

Ferdinand: Wha?

Louis: Yeah, people are kinda tired of the whole "King thing."

Ferdinand:  I mean, it can grow tiresome having the same lavish meals in the same palace every day, but don't you think it's better than nothing?!

Louis: Oh. No. It's not us who has grown tired. For us it's great.

Ferdinand: Yeah.

Louis: I mean it's mostly the peasants. The commoners, you know?

Ferdinand: Like the ones we kick on the way to our palace?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-09 10:24:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734459 Rejection Letter from the Marcel Marceau Academy of Mime Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:23:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734459 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dear Mr. Goodwin,
We have recently received your application and audition tape for the consideration of this prestigious academy. However, upon review of your submission it has become obvious that you lack the necessary knowledge of the art of mime, and thus are not currently a good candidate for enrolment. In the future, you are more than welcome to reapply once you have sharpened some of your skills and essentially figured out exactly what a mime is. 

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