1. This is exactly what I imagined college to be like...all dudes, half naked in a dimly lit basement.
   
2. How far down does this thong have to be so people can tell I Nair the pubies?
   
3. Been working out at the gym 24/7. Went misting the other day too. Can you tell? Plus, I just ordered a shield and spear on Ebay.  Oh man, I'm such a Spartan.
   
4. Hahah, I'm not even looking at the camera!!! This is CRAZY!  I'll take off my clothes dude, but the skull cap and cowrie shell necklace stay...it's the source of my power!
   
5. Nows as good time as any to flex. Facebook this. IMMEDIATELY!
6. I was the kid in middle school who didn't take his shirt off at pool parties.

"Dude, I just got this sickkkkkkk acoustic bass man. Sh*t was backordered for like 3 months. Bro, ITS A F*CKING DEAL, I got it for like 150 f*ckin’ dollars. You tell me where you’ll find a better f*cking deal, CAUSE YOU WONT YOU F*CK."
    - Ohio State University -
 
"You don't remember that night? You know the night where I just looked at TJ and was like, “Dude get me out of here, or I'm goin’ f*ckin’ start to break stuff'. And I DID f*cking break stuff. F*ckin sweet time."

Bran: Why didn't you get in my pool Moose?
Moose: It's too cold to go swimming.
Chad: Funny guy.  You know what I mean...the tournament.
Moose: Oh crap, did I not get it in on time? Shoot! Poop! Well...there's always next year.

This week: Pumping Up!

Chad: How jacked do you think I can get? (examines biceps)

Chad: Trick question titty face. I can get as jacked as I want. As long as I focus my mind on a certain body part it'll get jacked.

Chaz: I can hardly see your neck anymore.

Chad: My neck is weak! I'd rather have traps than neck.

Chaz: It's like you're fortifying your neck with shoulders, so it can't be attacked.

Chad: I wish my neck was a bicep.  That way I could do more bicep curls.

2-Dew List

1. Shotgun a Natty
2. Take ear medicine
3. Buy alotta visors
4. CONDOMS!!!
5. Watch CONAIR on dvd
6. Steal some of Moose's visors, they're pretty sick
7. Miscellaneous Frat stuff
8. Buy mad Corona gear at Wal-Mart (i.e. woven trucker hat, bathing suit, big towel, boxers, etc.)
9. Make a doodie
10. Give brother Chad a deadarm
11. Scream something into a pledge's ear
12. Hangout with someone other than Moose...maybe Chad???
13. Work on haiku for secret poetry competition
14. Sculpt those pythons
15. Call Mommy <3

Big Words in Oh Seven

Choice [chois] adj. Awesome, excellent; of good quality

            Choice - - as in "That Corona trucker hat is choice!"

Crunchy [kruhn-chee]

            1: adj. sweet, awesome, fun

            Crunchy - - as in "This bologna sandwich is crunchy"

            2: adj. New-age, modern hippie; a 21st century hippie if you will

            Crunchy - - as in "Check out Suzy Brah, she's sporting dreads and

                                 birks, bitch went all crunchy."