CollegeHumor: Friends Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791223 The Super Sh*tty Friends Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791223 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-18 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 641 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787179 12 Television Characters We Never See (Even Though They Were On TV) Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:15:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787179 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Since Samuel Beckett's "Waiting For Godot," the characters we don't see have been far more powerful than the ones we do. We've never seen Waiting For Godot and never go to the theater, so we looked at Wilson, Nanny, and 10 other TV personalities everyone knows, but nobody recognizes.

George Steinbrenner, Seinfeld
Many of TV's never-seen characters serve as omnipotent gurus whose baritone voices provide much-needed wisdom, like explaining to Tim why his wife's mental health is more important than the Detroit Auto Show. But nobody in Seinfeld's twisted New York was this rational -- not Jerry's neurotic best friends, not the fascist soup proprietor down the street, and certainly not the show's resident unseen force: New York Yankees owner (and boss of George Costanza) George Steinbrenner, whose nasally, scratchy voice (provided by series co-creator Larry David) offered George less advice, and more endless diatribes on the best place to sit in a hot tub and the many virtues of the calzone.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/5/collegehumor.a38249fddab8bb4c357d45a5e57a11dc.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-01 18:15:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982">Jeff & Patrick</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 192 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772812 6 Friends You Kinda Hate Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772812 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The Lame Couple

Individually, they're both awesome people who were friends with you pre-relationship. But when their powers combine, they form a crappy Megazord of lameness. Remember the guy who was always down for a game of tackle football? He watches "Grey's Anatomy" every week. Remember the girl you introduced him to? The one you were friends with before he even knew she existed? She hasn't spoken to you in months. Despite whatever friendship you may have had, she's been demoted to "friend's girlfriend" status; which means she sees you as competition for her boyfriend's time. Now whenever you're with him, he's got to leave early to fulfill his daily quota of "sitting around and being boring with his girl." And whenever you're with her- Wait, you're never with her. She decided you aren't friends anymore.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-30 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 671 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738400 Firetruck Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:27:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738400 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Scott: What do you think that one looks like?
Don: A pig.
Scott: I see an ice cream cone.
Stuart: No, it's a firetruck.
Scott: Oh maybe it could be a rabbit holding a barbie.
Don: Oh yeah!
Stuart: No man, it's definitely a firetruck.
Don: You know something, it could be a ferris wheel. Upside down though.
Stuart: (Losing it) Are you guys out of your minds? It's a f*cking firetruck.
Scott: Whoa, Stuart. Relax. It can be anything. That's the fun of the cloud game.
Stuart: I realize that. But I've never seen a cloud that is so blatantly a firetruck. Are you guys messing with me?
Don: To be honest, I don't see a firetruck at all. An ambulance maybe.
Stuart: No one respects you, Don.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-13 11:27:32 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738134 A Lifetime Named in the Way of Friends' Episodes Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:27:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738134 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The One With the C Section

The One With the Dirty Diaper

The One With the Braces

The One With the Alcoholic Father

The One Where the Dog Gets Sent to Live in a Farm

The One With the First Day of High School

The One With All the Marijuana

The One With the Night in Jail

The One With All the Keg Stands

The One With the Beer Pong Incident

The One With the College Graduation

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:506149"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.a16f387a0c529656ee7ff41a7a64a7dd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:506149">Ana</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:73"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />