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This week on Springer
1. Find Her Best Friend and Hit on Her

The modern woman isn't afraid of a challenge and nothing sparks that competitive flame within us all like pitting two friends against each other. Here's the thing fellas, behind every obnoxious BFF LYLAS 4 EVA friendship is the insatiable desire to claw each others' eyes out. Why else would chicks dig pillow fights and mud wrestling so much? Start talking up the object of your desire (henceforth known as "Prey") and then flip the switch and go for her friend. I know what you're thinking, "Won't they both see through my thinly veiled attempt to double my odds?" The answer, of course, is no. We're not that smart.


2. Be Yourself

Now that you've got the attention of her and her friend, feel free to just let your guard down and be... hahaha just kidding.

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is on summer break.  Welcome our newest weekly column, Dating, It's Complicated, written by Jason Michaels. 

-Street


Dating someone?  Well great!  Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrasing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

You know the predictive text option on Nokia phones? Did you know that the word "in" comes up before "go"? Long story short, "So, do you wanna in out sometime?" didn't hit the subtle, sophisticated note I was going for.
-Phil, Dublin

One night my girlfriend and I were laying on her bed, and in between make-out sessions, she rubbed her foot across my leg. She commented on how long and fluffy my socks were. I was wearing shorts, and she was feeling my legs.

-Anonymous

When I just started masturbating I knew you had to use lotion, but that is all I knew. So, when I heard the saying, "slapping the salami," I took it very serious. I would sit in my bathroom, lotion up my hands, and then slap my penis until it hurt too bad. It took me about two weeks to find out I was an idiot.
-Mike, Eastern

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It's happened to everyone. Whether it's true love or simply boredom, you've found yourself lusting after the forbidden fruit of friendships, your buddy's girlfriend. Despite the fact that she's clearly out of his league (and better suited for, well, yours) there's nothing you can do about it, right? Wrong. Now in 5 easily swallowed chunks, how to get what you want and
It's not sabotage if you do it with a smile.
look great doing it. Besides, some douchebag was eventually going to steal her, anyway. Why shouldn't that bag of douche be you?

Step 1: Operation Self-Destruct
Chances are that, given she's a woman, Princess feels like she's not getting the one-on-one attention she deserves. This is great for you. Not only will it taint her perception of the relationship, but will likely lead her to passive-aggressively destroy it from the inside out. No matter how much your friend likes her, he'll eventually begin to resent her neediness, making you look like a regular knight in shining armor. You can help this process along by encouraging your buddy out of the house and away from a potentially healthy relationship.

Step 2: Repeat after me. Subtlety, subtlety, subtlety.
Remember that old board game 'Don't Wake Daddy'? Well this is kind of like that- either can land you a midnight delight if you play your cards right or send you back to bed frustrated and lonely. You can't just take what you want; it has to come to you.

Most girls really just want someone who can give them understanding, attention, and affection. You obviously won't provide any of these things, but convincing her otherwise is simply a matter of employing some minor behavioral changes:

  • Look her directly in the eye when you speak to her. This shows her that you are a genuine, trustworthy, and attentive guy (Ha).
  • Smile when she says something interesting (she does that occasionally, right?) and try to address her directly in conversation.
  • Make a sincere effort to get to know her. Hell, you might even discover there's a reason things aren't working out between this vapid shell and her boy-toy.
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The Beginning:
Maybe you were good at sports, maybe you always sucked, but a semester of 4am burritos hasn't helped either way. She'll be cute, blonde, and look better in track shorts than she does make-up. Through careful deception, you'll convince her you can still play intramural soccer sans heart attacks.

The End: 
This, of course, is a lie, and you'll both discover that, in the strictest animal-eating/shelf-building sense, she's more of a man than you. You'll have fun, but as soon as you try to keep up with her on the field (and elsewhere), she'll be forever left with an image of you, wheezing, doughy, and begging her to slow down.


The Beginnng:
Scene: An awful club with a one-word name like "Velour" or "Prolapse". You hate places like this. She's skinny, tanned, and seems to be wearing a confusing handkerchief. She starts talking to you. You love places like this. Your friend's a promoter or a DJ, whichever is cooler? She offers pills, and you desperately wonder if there's a non-alphabetical difference between "E" and "X".

The End:
A few months later, you'll be broke, exhausted, and starting to resemble Christian Bale from "The Machinist". She'll pout, amused by your misery, and you'll suddenly identify strongly with those sleepy YouTube puppies. Before even remembering if the sex was good, you'll be dreaming of a world where naps are worth more than gold. Also, dinosaurs with lightsabers.
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Captain Power: Fear not, citizen! For I am Captain Pow-
Girlfriend: Oh my GOD! You DID NOT just hit on someone in front of me!
CP: Chill babe...I'm just doing my job.
GF: Why do you want to help her anyway? Do you think she's pretty?
CP: No, of course not.
GF: Yeah, REAL convincing.
CP: Come on, don't be mad. Please, babe?
GF: You always do this, Joe. You KNOW I've been totally stressing out about not having an outfit for Saturday.
W: He's getting away!
GF: *cough* SLUT *cough*
W: Please! Help me!
CP: He's almost out of sight. But if I use my super speed I ca-
GF: *sigh*
CP: What's that about?
GF: Nothing.
CP: Are you pissed? You look like you're pissed.
GF: I'm fine.
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Dating is a wonderful networking opportunity available to all business people. It's fun, it's easy and everyones doing it. If you stick with it long enough to get married, it can lead to all of the perks listed above.


This week's column is about letters of recommendation. Letters of recommendation are important in all aspects of business, but especially in relationships. It's called a relationship for a reason. Being in a relationship is kind of like being on a boat. You wouldn't take someone for a pleasure cruise on your yacht without knowing a little something about them first, right? Of course not! A solid letter of recommendation will let potential partners know that you're a safe partner with which to sail the seas of love. Here's a sample of a good letter of recommendation that I have received in the past:


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- Etymology of words-

Our language is a living thing, the end result of thousands of years of development.Why if you tried to speak English, with Middle English speakers of the 16 century they would be totally unintelligible!Language is a reflection of our history, our ancestors, and everything around it.Why did you know that the word dog didn’t exist until just a few hundred years ago?English speakers only had the word hound!Derived from the German word hund.Dog is a completely random word likely brought into existence by some regional slang and popularized by some prolifically writing monk or abbot.Interesting as all this is no girl worth talking to could possibly care less.

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This is an email confiscated from some girl's computer regarding her plans for this past weekend...

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More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have:
  • Sleek, solid constructions
  • Several compliant ports
  • Interior free of dust or cobwebs
  • Porn viewing potential
  • Extensive firmware interface
  • Quick start-ups
  • Adjustable volumes
  • Multiple hotkeys
  • Compatibility with your existing hardware
  • Upgrade potential
  • Floppy support
  • Virus-free systems
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Here's the breakdown:

Day 1: Wow, I met the most awesome girl last night at my friend’s party.  She’s like, THE perfect girl for me.  I can’t believe she watches SouthPark too. I thought only dudes, and lesbians watched that show. She’s not a lesbian, I don’t think so anyway. Yeah, no way. She’s so hot.  I should probably call her today.  Eh, I’ll wait a day, don’t want to come off as needy. Definitely a call tomorrow though, she wants to DO lunch. I’ll do lunch with her. I’ll do it so hard, she won’t even know what happened.





Day 3: So we DID lunch the other day, I even paid for half of it. Anyway, I’m going over her place tomorrow night for a “Sex and the City” and “the L word” marathon. We should be on her bed or a couch or something. Maybe a futon. A sofa would be nice too. What’s the difference between a sofa and a couch? I never got that. I’ll ask her tomorrow, she’ll think I’m deep as sh*t.
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Before we get to the voting, let's take a look back at how we got here.

Round One

The first match-up pitted Sleeping Beauty against Pocahontas. Perhaps the Native American princess should have had reservations about entering the contest, because she failed to raise any teepees with our readers and lost to Sleeping Beauty without the blond bombshell so much as yawning. The final tally: Sleeping Beauty 78% of the votes to Pocahontas' 22%.

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  • You play both.
  • It's boring if they're too easy.
  • If they're too hard you want to give up.
  • Cheating is fun while you do it, but afterwards you feel a little guilty.
  • Once you're finished, your friends can get their turn.
  • Sometimes they're over-used and have lots of issues.
  • A lot of the time, the least visually appealing ones are the easiest.
  • Sometimes there are two players, and you have to kick some ass.
  • When you've mastered with one, you only want to move on to the next.
  • It's socially acceptable to scream when you finish.
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    Bro, I’m telling you: this isn’t just another stupid crush. Sure, Kelli’s bod’ is totally slammin’, but she has SO much more going on. We talked for, like, 15 minutes over ice cold Natties at Connor’s crunkfest last night. I really dig a babe who can enjoy the delicious taste of unfiltered Natural Light. Not only did she keep up with me on chugging brews, but we have the same taste in music! After our second game of pong, Journey started playing over the boombox. She was all like, “I love this song!” and started screaming “JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL…LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORRRRRRRRLD!!!!!” Kelli’s also into watching awesome films. She texted me at 3:30 last night, “CME OVER ‘N WACH FITE CLUB???” Man, that movie rocks. It’s got philosophy and shit AND tons of awesome fight scenes. Only chicks who are deep appreciate Fight Club. I’m telling you Preston, she’s perfect.
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