CollegeHumor: Girls Gone Wild Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1705592 An Open Letter to the Woman in the Girls Gone Wild Commercial Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:23:50 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1705592 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
I am writing to you in regards to the other night. As I'm sure you remember, it was a weekend; I was tired from my full week of classes and was lying on my couch watching a baseball game with my good friend named Beer. After a tremendous battle which took extra innings to settle, I was enjoying an old George Carlin stand-up comedy special and that's when I met you roughly seven times in nearly an hour.

It may have been the fact there was no one else in the room with me, but nonetheless I was rendered completely speechless. As soon as I saw you lift up your tank top to reveal the bold red and white font saying "UNCENSORED," I just knew I had to have you.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.9457d5b2b882a218aa7f8ff222c62b4b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311">Jake Klocksien</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:265"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />