CollegeHumor: Growing Up Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794417 Advice From Yourself At All Ages Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794417 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2135763"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/8/collegehumor.25408895ac0335a87ffc5b28fb52f026.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-23 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2135763">Ariel Greenspoon</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757584 Notes That Your Mom Put In Your Lunch Over the Years Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:27:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757584 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1256268"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-19 14:27:58 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1256268">Daniel Mantler</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1144"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736050 Boxers vs. Briefs Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:26:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736050 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Interior: High School Boy's Locker Room

Steve: Hey, Drew, why is it that you always wait until everybody else leaves before you change?

Drew: It's just, y'know, I don't want other dudes looking at my bare legs and stuff.

Steve: What's the big deal? You're not gay are you?

Drew: No way. Are you kidding? Don't even joke. About that, I mean. Don't joke about that specifically.

Steve: Wait a minute...

Drew (nervously): What...?

Steve: You wear tightie whities!

Drew: No, that's ridiculous. No, no, just, no.

Steve yanks down Drew's pants, revealing a tight pair of briefs as white as the driven snow

Steve (laughing): Everybody! Drew wears tighty whities!

Principal (walking in): Young man, you are a loser. (exits)

Drew: Shut up! Stop, look, this is a big misunderstanding. These are boxers. Just kind of bunched up a little, is all.

Steve: No they're not.

Drew: Well, I mean, boxer-briefs really. Like, a little bit brief, but pretty much 70% boxer.

Steve: Why are they white?

Drew: My stupid mom... she accidentally bleached them.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/8/collegehumor.ed346f9c4414f0e58c928b28373cbb34.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-12 16:26:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280">Jeremy Gundel</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730516 The Real World - What to Expect Fri, 11 May 2007 12:24:49 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730516 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It’s that time of year again, where many students are harshly thrown from the comfort of their off-campus housing, back to the towns and cities from whence they came.  Young men and women across the nation become nervous as they head towards the inevitable next step: The Real World.

But fear not, former undergrads.  The Real World is not as scary as your parents would have you believe.  While you may find yourself with a new “job”, chances are, you won’t actually be doing any “work”.  As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet that most of you had a harder time making Blizzards at your part-time job in high school then you will have with your new career.

Let me give you an example of what you can expect in a typical work day:

9:17 AM – Arrive at work late.  Think about the fact that no one notices or cares that you’re never on time. Look over the walls of your cube and ask if anyone wants to go get coffee or a bagel.  Another co-worker who is also hungover will accompany you.

9:35 AM – Return to your desk with coffee and bagel.  See if anyone left you a voicemail.  Start scrolling through your bookmarked web sites: CNN, ESPN, Gmail, Facebook, CollegeHumor.  Debate whether or not you should finally make a MySpace page.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:563001"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.cf54b46b2f97049222ea03d9cd14a553.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:563001">Kev Kage</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733506 Adulthood is Basically Childhood Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:42:17 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733506 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Hello, sweetie! We know that you've been worried lately about making the transition from your carefree days of youth to the frightening "real world" of adulthood. But listen -- it's no big deal. Grown-ups are just like kids, and for everything you miss about childhood, there's a parallel in the adult world. For example:


Childhood Adulthood
 Super Soakers  Mace
 Jack-in-the-Box  Car Bomb
 Tag  AIDS
 Hide and Seek  Guerrilla Warfare
 Strep Throat  Colon Cancer
 Detention  Prison
 Red Rover  Escaping from Prison
 Home Run Derby  Taking Steroids
 Our '93 Honda Accord  Your '93 Honda Accord
 Bumper Cars  Drunk Driving
 Playground Fights  Decision 2008
 Nickelodeon Super Toy Run  The Lottery
 Us, Your Parents  Us, Your Dead Parents
 Laughing at Farts  Laughing at Farts
 The Board Game "Life"  Life


See? It's not so bad. Hey, remember that time we had a frank and honest discussion about your sex life?
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