CollegeHumor: Halloween Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794052 Costumes Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794052 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Halloween with your costume choice.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.60da4e1813d3cd3c3c8485fe3e43ce37.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-06 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879">Casey Campbell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:386"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793353 Top 5 Costumes You'll See at Every Halloween Party Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793353 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's Halloween again, which means it's time to try and come up with some ideas for an original costume that will entertain your friends, seduce your crushes and devastate your rivals. But please, during your quest for the perfect outfit, stay away from these five costumes. Chances are, they'll be all over the place.


5. Max from "Where the Wild Things Are"


inside all of us... is beer.

What better way to pay homage to Maurice Sendak's timeless work than by dressing up like the main character, getting drunk and throwing up all over yourself? With the recently-released "Wild Things" movie enjoying huge popularity, there are sure to be more than a few homemade Max/wolf costumes this year. It's easy, it's comfortable and it lets the wearer feel edgy and hip without the fear of actually alienating anyone.

Better Suggestion: Build a 12-foot animatronic "Wild Thing" puppet and pay James Gandolfini to record every possible response you would say at a party. Wear the puppet and communicate using only the pre-taped lines.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:67612"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.55b6dd1efe21cf9490c6cecc7a6c2781.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-29 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:67612">Greg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:428"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793257 The 8 Most Overlooked Halloween Costumes Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793257 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Ever gone to a Halloween party and found another Frodo?  Another Snow White?  Another Batman or Superman?  Well, cool folks, here is a list ofcompletely un-nerdy costumes that are unlikely to be anticipated or replicated in any venue. 


1.  BibleMan, from the little-known "BibleMan" television series

Accessories needed:
    Bible
    Sword of Spirit
    Sense of righteousness

The Good:
    *Decreases chances of rotting in hell
    *Can hold flask in hollowed-out Bible
    * Comes with a sword
   
The Bad:
    *Increases chances of getting the crap kicked out of you
    * Can lead to drunken Scripture-quoting
    *A Sword of Spirit does not work like a lightsaber
  

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1966418"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/0/collegehumor.683b7101e18cbf75881f9fb0629c8c66.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-28 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1966418">Laura Hurley</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792996 Projected Male Halloween Costumes on Campus (2009) Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792996 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1739500"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/2/collegehumor.2be5fbf98ab42820153ba1429d12d644.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-26 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1739500">Nauls</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764067 The Graphic Truth: How Old You Are On Halloween Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764067 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
How scared you get
Smarties eaten
Toilet paper used for trees
Toilet paper used for sugar-related IBS episodes
Potential sexiness of your costume
Willingness to give away candy
Likelihood of being a corpse for Halloween
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-29 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 116 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743047 Literally Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:01:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743047 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
These people need real last minute costume ideas. Ideas that quite literally take sixty seconds or less to prepare. So for those of you still stressing at 9:59, here are some legit "last minute" costume ideas.

Computer Salesman

What You Need: A computer. Upper body strength.

Total Prep Time: 25 seconds to unplug the cords, another second to lift the tower over your shoulder.

Remember: To shout "Computer For Sale!" but DO NOT sell your computer. You have all those sick games.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-10-23 15:01:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 175 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743045 Hot Halloween Costumes 2007 Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:33:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743045 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> You've been keeping up with current events all year, and now it finally pays off. Put on these Halloween getups and prepare to truly scare your friends... with your uncanny timeliness!

Dick in a Box

Requirements:

  • Black shades and gold chain
  • Colorful undershirt and blazer
  • Gift-wrapped box attached to waist (with your d*ck inside)

Barry Bonds

Requirements:

  • San Francisco Giants uniform
  • Stuffing for enhanced biceps
  • Ambiguously gay gold earring

McLovin'

Requirements:

  • Reading Glasses
  • Brown suede vest over white collared shirt
  • Hawaiian driver's license

Light-Bright Mooninite

Requirements:

  • Black posterboard
  • Christmas lights
  • Your middle finger

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Requirements:

  • Polyester suit (no tie)
  • Grizzly beard
  • Underground nuclear weapons arsenal
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-10-23 14:33:44 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742978 Truly Terrifying Halloween Costumes Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:20:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742978 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
You don't need an expensive costume to strike fear into the hearts of your friends this Halloween. A few carefully chosen items of clothing are all it takes to create these disturbing characters:

YOUR VAGUELY RACIST UNCLE

"I got this real nice colored boy hauling that stump off my lawn. Good kid. Solid upbringing."
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-10-22 18:20:01 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 163 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706660 Best Costume Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:36:49 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706660 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Keep Reading ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-10 16:36:49 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706660">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706632 Hottest Costume Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:11:16 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706632 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Hallus Vien, which translates roughly to "sexy cat." This is a contest that needs little introduction. A sexy costume isn't just about showing a lot of cleavage. It's also about showing some leg. Keep in mind that you're voting for the hottest costume, not the hottest girl. And the nominees are... [picture:1719404:large:
Dumb & Dumber
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-09 14:11:16 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706604 Best Pop Culture Costume, non-Borat Division Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:49:36 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706604 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Keep Reading ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-08 14:49:36 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706557 Most Offensive Costume Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:35:48 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706557 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Difficult to wear in public.
  • Creative in their vulgarities.
  • Something that would cause an old person to complain.
    • We were offended by so many costumes, but only one can walk away with the coveted title of Most Offensive Costume. You'll get a chance to decide who at the end of this article! And the nominees are...
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    ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-07 10:35:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />     http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706534 Best Group Costume 2006 Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:24:13 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706534 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> best group costume 2006. I can't tell you how to vote, but I will explain some of the criteria we looked for in our highly scientific nomination process. For the purposes of this contest, we defined a good group costume as:
  • Three or more people.
  • Greater than the sum of it's parts.
  • Only as strong as it's weakest link.
    • Without further ado, the nominees are... [picture:1716474:large:
    Street Fighter II
    ] [picture:1716703:large:
    Kool Aid Man (and wall to bust through)
    ] [picture:1717050:large:
    All male Scooby Doo
    ] [picture:1714114:large:
    The cast of Doug
    ] [picture:1718851:large:
    Will Ferrells
    ] [picture:1715878:large:
    Mario Kart
    ]
    (voting ends November 7th at 8 am EST)
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    ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-06 15:24:13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />     http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706382 Everyone's a Hallowinner! Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:51:12 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706382 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Best Nickelodeon Game Show Cast [picture:1717023:large:Legends of the Hidden Temple, with Temple Guard Runners up: Wild and Crazy Kids, Guts, and Double Dare. Nobody dressed up as one of the Nick Arcade wizards - maybe next year.] Best SNL, non-Will-Ferrell division [picture:1716744:large:Mom Jeans Runners up: Two wild and crazy guys, Mr. Peepers, the entire SNL cast, the Ambiguously Gay Duo]
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    ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-01 17:51:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />     http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742188 Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Girls Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:08:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742188 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Guy
    Sup, bro?

    Requirements:

    • A boyfriend who likes sh*tty sports teams.
    • Eye-liner



    Facebook Wall
    I can't wait to get poked

    Requirements:

    • Large poster board
    • Markers
    • Basic motor skills
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