CollegeHumor: Harry Potter Articles This Month

Magical Education 2.0

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-07 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 250 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Harry Potter: Sneak Peak!

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:13:20 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> You saw it here first! Scholastic Inc. has accidentally released select pages from the new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows set for release midnight tonight. Unfortunately, copyright laws restrict us from showing you the actual pages of text, but we here at CollegeHumor found a way to get around that. Check out some of the chapter titles we got our hands on!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-20 17:13:20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Found On The Internet!

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:00:31 -0400

Way to stick it to those blindies, Barnes and Noble.
Why not just say what you really mean: Image Unnecessary.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-17 12:00:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Deathly Bellows

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:21:13 -0400

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I skipped work today to see Harry Potter.
I thought it would quench, but it only did fodder
My desperate need for that final book.
I need it. I need it! I just want a look.
J.K, I am really not kidding at all.

My Amazon order had better not stall.
A new rumor says that Hermione will die,
But I'm here to tell you that really won't fly.
Harry should die and we all surely know it,
So in the new book I'm hoping you show it.
And, seriously now, Snape can't be bad,
I just know he must be a good-hearted cad.
And Dumbledore, Dumbledore cannot be dead.
Please say, like the Phoenix, his return's ahead.
Now Voldemort, he had best get the axe.
I don't care how, someway awesome perhaps?
I just know that his nose will be stuck in our minds
(And who was the genius who cast old Ralph Fiennes?)
He truly was creepy and the movie was great,
But Amazon, really, don't be f*cking late.
I read the last book in one rapid sitting
And I'll do it again. I will not be splitting.
Cover to cover, who needs to savor?
Ms. Rowling, however, I have one last favor:
I have many questions. Please answer them there.
I'm not like a nerd so I don't really care,
But, truly, you must say before it all ends
Why all of the wizards refuse to use pens.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-16 10:21:13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Last page of the new Harry Potter book

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:49:37 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. I couldn't believe she did it! It's insane, but for real, DO NOT click if you don't want to see the last page of the book.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-05 16:49:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy's Parent-Teacher Association

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:30:51 -0400

Good evening, parents. Please settle down. We've got a lot to cover tonight, so if everyone would please take your seats. Except for... um... Mr. and Mrs. Bloomsbury, Mr. and Mrs. Grant, and Mr. and Mrs. Ludwig: your children were actually shrunken during Tuesday's potions class and eaten by tarantulas. So you're excused.

Everyone else can stay. Oh, I'm sorry. Not you, Mrs. Whitson. I forgot, your son was also eaten by tarantulas on Wednesday ... Excuse me? ... No, he wasn't shrunken. I believe someone cast a growth spell on the tarantulas ... Of course we killed those tarantulas on Tuesday. These were different tarantulas.

So, I apologize for the confusion. But we are now totally ready to begin ... What was that, Peter? ... Yes, I assure you those are all the students who were eaten by tarantulas this month—except for Mr. and Mrs. Gallagher's two daughters. You two are also excused.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-28 13:30:51 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Real World vs. Harry Potter World

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:54:09 -0400

	The Real World	Harry Potter World
Doing the Dishes	Dishwasher, or by hand	Magic
Homework	Math, English, and Science	Magic
Favorite Pastimes	Sports, TV, and the internet	Magic
Brooms	Used for cleaning	Magic
Photo Albums	Boring	Magic
Transportation	Cars, Trains, and Airplanes	Magic
Chocolate Frogs	Disgusting	Magic
David Blaine	Magician	~~Muggle~~ Loser

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/8/collegehumor.ed346f9c4414f0e58c928b28373cbb34.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280">Jeremy Gundel</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />