CollegeHumor: History Articles This Month

CollegeHumor: History Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794698 This Week In History: November 12th-18th, 2109 A.D. (BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEOPLE.COM!) Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794698 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-20 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794665 Every Part of the Buffalo Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794665 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-19 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 175 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794521 5 Famous Last Status Updates Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794521 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1179 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794323 This Week In History: November 5th-11th, 2109 A.D. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794323 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-13 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794126 Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures: Part 2 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:01:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794126 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-11 17:01:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 387 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793474 A Man Ahead of His Time Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793474 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Tag team idea with Pat Cassels

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-02 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793349 New World Facebook Group Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793349 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1938594"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/9/collegehumor.ac702a130d772bad7463c3f964053826.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-02 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1938594">Joel Bustamante</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1365"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793695 Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793695 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Thomas Jefferson

JFK

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-29 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 490 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793302 This Week In History: October 15th-21st, 2109 A.D. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793302 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-23 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792544 Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792544 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-20 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1379 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792919 This Week In History: October 8th-14th, 2109 A.D. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792919 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-16 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792686 Happy Columbus Day Everybody! Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792686 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Andy: Hey guys! Excited about Columbus Day?

Max: I mean I guess. It's nice we don't have to listen to Ms. Kremp wheeze math problems at us for a day.

Jack: Yeah, that'll be pretty good, but I can already tell that my mom is going to make me rake leaves with my dad.

Andy: That's it?

Max: I mean, I'll probably play Halo for like 8 hours.

Andy: You mean to tell me that you're not celebrating Columbus Day?

Jack: Not sure where you're going with this one, and I'm afraid to answer, but no. I guess I'm not.

Andy: What about you?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2176749"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.1b9105c96602c1e3274de2c7f25b42fa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-12 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2176749">Luke n' Nat</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790835 Less Celebrated Events In American History Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790835 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2115828"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/0/collegehumor.ecc01ad673282ddb0c44167093a4f017.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-24 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2115828">RIC Chicken</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791464 This Week on the History Channel's Misleadingly Titled Comedies Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:28:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791464 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-21 18:28:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 196 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790873 Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790873 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"[Company founder David T. Abercrombie's] love for the outdoors was his inspiration for founding Abercrombie & Co., dedicated to producing high-end gear for hunters, fishermen, campers, and explorers...Abercrombie outfitted Teddy Roosevelt's trips to the Amazon as well as Robert Peary's famous trip to the North Pole." (McBride, Dwight A., Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch: Essays On Race and Sexuality, p. 62-64)

The setting: a present-day Abercrombie & Fitch store. Teddy Roosevelt enters.

Salesguy: What's up.

Teddy Roosevelt: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.

Salesguy: Huh?

Teddy Roosevelt: ON YOUR VICTROLA. I HAVE TO SHOUT JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-11 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 74 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788484 Amazing Superpowers Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788484 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1393712"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.1ca096f1cd69e61059984cd120909228.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-27 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1393712">AmazingSuperPowers</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 130 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788389 The First Evangelist Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788389 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Cave man or man of God? Depending on which one you ask, the other one doesn't exist.

Gog: Good morning, Flock! Have you heard the good news?

Flock: What good news?

Gog: About how we all came into existence.

Flock: What do you mean? I thought we all fell out of our mothers' crotch flaps.

Gog: Well, that's true, but what about the first of us?

Flock: I never thought about it, could they have fallen out of a monkey's crotch flap?

Gog: No, Flock, don't be an idiot. Let me tell you about the first two people ever.

Flock: Maybe some other time, I really need to get back to smashing this rock with my club ---

Gog: "The Lord God formed the man from the dust of the ground and into his nostrils breathed life, and he became a living being."

Flock: You expect me to believe a man was made out of dust and not from a crotch flap? What was his woman made from, a mastodon turd?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-22 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1786686 Notes Of The First People Who Ever Took Drugs Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1786686 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-07 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787168 American History as Explained by an 8-Year-Old Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787168 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-04 10:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 559 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787246 Thomas Jefferson's 1st Draft of the Declaration of Independence Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787246 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The Declaration of Independence is a formative document in our Nation's history. Penned solely by Thomas Jefferson in 1774, it listed the grievances that the Colonials held towards King George and the British Empire. At least it did eventually.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2034939"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/3/collegehumor.129b6e6e08ab989336b664f3245d3068.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-02 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:2034939">Brad Einstein</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 73 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />