CollegeHumor: Honesty Articles This Month

10 Honest Reality Show Titles

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:00:00 -0500

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 360 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Yearbook Notes From Martin Hoppler, Extremely Honest High School Senior

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:21:01 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-08 15:21:01 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 574 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Honest Intro to Psychology Professor

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:33:07 -0400

I’m glad you were able to make it to my office hours. It’s been a few weeks since classes started, and I’ve been meaning to talk to you. I’m just not impressed by your knowledge base. I expect you to know everything in this course before you do any reading, despite you never having studied psychology before. I know everything about it, why can’t you? As I sit there at home in my 50+ chat room, the thought of how little you know disturbs me. Almost as much as the thought that I spend my nights in a 50+ chat room. Oh, I’m so alone.

You’re really sliding. That first day of classes, you did so well. When I read the syllabus aloud and you followed along, I really thought, “this kid is going to be something.” And you wrote down your name and contact information on an index card just like I asked! I even told my friend Oliver all about how bright you are. Oliver didn’t say much, but he listened and nodded his head in agreement. Oliver is my cat.

How can you not already know about classical conditioning? Haven’t you ever seen Clockwork Orange? I’ve watched it often. I can’t watch it anymore because it scares Oliver. But it’s a good movie. You should see it sometime.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.ad937b4f074bca543727e036e28b33e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-22 14:33:07 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225">Steve Hofstetter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Honest Campus Tour Guide

Wed, 09 May 2007 22:02:32 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> [upload:1314356:small:left:Here's another building I don't give a sh*t about!]Welcome, prospective students. I'm here to show you a very superficial version of what your life could be like for the next four years because I need the money. I don't actually care if you come here. I might say I do, but seriously, who the f*ck are you? Man, I'm hung over.

To your left is the library. You'll spend a lot of time there pretending to study while you're actually on Facebook. It's a lot harder to study in a large area full of people than it is to study in your quiet bedroom. But you're not there to study, you're there to pick up chicks. Oh, and freshman year you'll have some teacher who gives you a project that involves finding specific books so you can learn about how the library works, as if you'll ever actually read a book instead of plagiarizing off the web. Whatever.

To your right, you'll see the dining hall. There, your parents will pony up $13 a meal for you to have overcooked pasta and wilted lettuce. You will complain about how bad the food is, but still steal as much of it as you can.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.ad937b4f074bca543727e036e28b33e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-09 22:02:32 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225">Steve Hofstetter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />