CollegeHumor: K-fed Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723758 Kevin Federline Meets Google's Sergey Brin Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:33:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723758 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
K-Fed and Sergey are at a party, K-Fed approaches the bar where Sergey is standing.

K-Fed: Yo, yo, how you doin?
Sergey: Fine, you? (Reaches out hand to greet K-Fed)
K-Fed: (Turns Segrey's handshake into an awkward hand grip and hug thing) I'm Kevin.
Sergey: Sergey.
K-Fed: Nah, son. I ain't gay. YOU'RE GAY.
Segey: No, no. My name is Sergey.
K-Fed: Ah, my bad, my bad. So, cool party, right?
Sergey: Yeah. It is.
K-Fed: What do you do Sergey?
Sergey: Well, I founded Google.
K-Fed: Never heard of it.
Sergey: ... The search engine.
K-Fed: Oh, word? I got one of those too.
Sergey: Really?
K-Fed: Mine's prolly better. Know why?
Sergey: Why?
K-Fed: You can win crazy shit. Like autographed photos of me.
Sergey: That's nice.
K-Fed: Or a trip to my birthday party. (Grabs an invitation from his pocket) Actually you should come.
Sergey: I mean, I just met you.
K-Fed: It's cool, I have a ton of extras. Come on, please?
Sergey: Maybe.
K-Fed: Anywayz. You ever hear my song, Popozao?
Sergey: I'm not-
K-Fed: It's a pretty good jam.
Sergey: That's-
K-Fed: (Rapping) Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Sergey: It sounds very-
K-Fed: (Still rapping) Po, Po, P-
Sergey: Okay! (K-Fed sits back abruptly and looks sad) Sorry. Umm, tell me more about your search engine.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-20 16:33:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />