CollegeHumor: Kings Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735735 Conversation between Louis-Philippe, the last king of France, and his son Ferdinand-Philippe Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:24:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735735 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Louis: Son, come here.

Ferdinand: Listen, Papa, if this is about me throwing gold coins at the other boys at school, don't worry, I already have plans to have them executed once I'm king.

Louis: Actually, that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about.

Ferdinand: Don't make me switch to silver coins, Papa! They don't hurt as much!

Louis: No, I mean about the King thing. It appears as though I'm going to be the last King of France.

Ferdinand: Wha?

Louis: Yeah, people are kinda tired of the whole "King thing."

Ferdinand:  I mean, it can grow tiresome having the same lavish meals in the same palace every day, but don't you think it's better than nothing?!

Louis: Oh. No. It's not us who has grown tired. For us it's great.

Ferdinand: Yeah.

Louis: I mean it's mostly the peasants. The commoners, you know?

Ferdinand: Like the ones we kick on the way to our palace?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-09 10:24:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />