CollegeHumor: Laundry Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739203 Do Your Own Laundry In 5 Easy Steps! Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:47:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739203 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Pack washing machine as tightly as possible. Include anything you would like clean. Clothing is a great starting point. It will provide cushioning for your more delicate items. The laundry machine can also safely and effectively clean dishes, wallets and even iPods.

[upload:2104718:small:right: About 1/4 of a load]2. Add soap, close the door, put in your quarters and hit start. It’s that easy. To get your items as clean as possible, you’ll want to choose the hottest and most violent cycles. Does your washer have a car-crash cycle with both volcanic and cold water wash? That’ll do. The turbulence will smash the grass stains right out of your jeans, while the fiery waters will turn your boring whites into new and exciting colors.

Soap choice is also important. Any laundry detergent will do, but if you really want to give your clothes that new-car shine then dish soap is the way to go.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />