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Letters from Oprah's Book Club

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:00:00 -0400

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06/30/08
Dear Readers-

A few years ago, you may recall our selection of bestselling memoir A Million Little Pieces came under fire after the revelation that numerous elements of that work were exaggerated, or outright fictionalized. Tears were shed, voices cried out in confusion, but together we rose above those difficult times by focusing all our anger and hate on that lying whore-son author James Frey.

My friends, I am a trusting, loving person. So this month, when my assistant brought me a copy of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, I thanked her and looked forward to reading the true memoirs of an adventuring, albino-fighting cryptologist. Well, it was certainly thrilling. But was it true? According to this Wikipedia article I just read, no. It wasn't.

And now Dan Brown must burn for his trespass.

I will not be made a fool of again. While we're waiting for my lawyers to locate and eviscerate Mr. Brown, let's try to put this behind us and look forward to next month's exciting selection: The Fellowship of the Ring, which looks to be an inspiring memoir about a struggling family of Little People competing to win an obscure New Zealand marathon race.

With love,
-Oprah

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The Worst Letters to Santa of 2008

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

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A Letter To Sarah Bergman on the Last Night of Camp

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:21:00 -0400

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Dear Sarah,

Wow, I can't believe this is our last summer at Camp Slumberlake. I still remember when I was in Boys Bunk 1 and you were in Girls Bunk 2 back in '95. That year was so tight. I was tetherball champ and you won the limbo contest.

Well, anyways, listen. This on again/off again fling we've had for the last few years has been amazing. But I think we can take it to the next level. And to start, I think we should take some more pictures together... or... any pictures together. I want like real pictures. Not the funny ones where you look the other way, or the kinds where you think that it would be cool if we put our hands in front of each others faces. Not those. Real, actual, pictures of us as a couple looking directly at the camera. The kind you can show your friends at home.

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