CollegeHumor: Mario Bros Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759383 The Last Mario Party Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:13:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759383 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Luigi: Sick party, bro.


Mario: Hell yeah. Good tunes, good people...I'm just stoked none of Bowser's crew showed up.

Luigi: About that...Now don't freak, but Koopa Troopa and a few of his boys just walked in.

Mario: What!? I'm about to WILE OUT.

Luigi: Chill dude, chill.

Mario: If that weak ass turtle comes near me, I am going to do the WORST thing I can possibly do to him.

Luigi: What's that?

Mario: Jump on him.

Luigi: Whoa, whoa. Just be cool. One of his boys is comin' over to us right now...

*Mario flexes at a ghost that is approaching them. The ghost covers its eyes and stops.*
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-21 17:13:19 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 333 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751153 Another Castle? Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:53:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751153 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> World 1



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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1486466"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.7fc564644847428e242bc9ba00a43877.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-03-12 11:53:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1486466">Mike Drucker</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 469 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753259 An Excerpt from Super Mario Bros. The Novel: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:55:15 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753259 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
The sweat burned my eyes. Blinking hard I tried to focus. I needed to focus. Only a cold blooded creature could consider a castle full of lava as its home. My overalls felt like they weighed a ton. My movements were all in slow motion. Even my moustache was drenched through. As the heat pressed in from all sides I wanted to give up. From the glint in his red eyes I could tell that's what he was waiting for. If it was just me maybe it would have been O.K. to just curl up and die, but she was counting on me, her and the entire Mushroom Kingdom. If he had laid one hand upon her soft flaxen hair so help me I would...

Damn. I had let my mind wander and he had seen it. A toothy grin spread across Bowser's face as he exhaled. The flaming expulsion from his bowels hurled towards me. He was gloating already that bastard. This was my chance. I summoned all the strength I had left and blindly leapt forward. With my eyes squeezed shut, I felt the intense heat of the fireball pass beneath my feet. I just might do it. I forced my eyes open. Seeing that look on Bowser's face invigorated me more than a thousand cold showers. He knew that death had finally come for him. I started to descend. My thick steel toed boots made contact with the vile lizard's skull. My full weight slammed his head into the stonework bridge. With a sickening crunch it was over. Bowser was dead. There was no time to celebrate or to consider how I was going to wash the reptile brains from my overalls, a crack had formed where we had landed and it was starting to splinter the walkway. I ran. The stones behind me fell away. I heard the sizzle from Bowser's corpse hitting the lava but I did not stop. I ran. I saw her face again. My princess. I jumped as the last piece of the bridge gave way.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1193759"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/c/collegehumor.febd6079991e3c1f0cec5d8ca4345b31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1193759">FunBox Comedy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />