CollegeHumor: Marmaduke Explained Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723880 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:18:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723880 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with its complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke swallowed Sarah's wristwatch and he's sick to his stomach. Marmaduke's owner-girl makes a watch-related pun so asinine it takes at least three months off of my life every time I read it.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-21 14:18:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722240 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:31:57 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722240 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with its complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke and his owner-girl are looking at pornography. Put on the spot when her father walks in the room, Owner-Girl panics and offers up the least plausible explanation in the history of Being Caught Looking At Computer Porn By Your Dad while frantically closing browser windows.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-07 09:31:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721438 Marmaduke Explained Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:04:31 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721438 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson, eternally ten to forty years behind the curve of popular culture, has confused "looking younger" with "looking like a douche."


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-01 12:04:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720338 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:51:20 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720338 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke wants something besides a towel, but I am a gentleman and that is as far as I am explaining this one.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-21 10:51:20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719357 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:42:03 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719357 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke's owner-lady refuses to put ice cream on his dog food, no matter how much he tickles her butt.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-14 17:42:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1718304 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:22:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1718304 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke prepares to devour a porcine houseguest's piece of cake, then rape her in the missionary position. His owner-girl explains to the woman that this is all perfectly acceptable, because Marmaduke can have anything he wants, and right now Marmaduke wants cake and non-consensual sex with a pig-lady.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-07 09:22:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717412 Marmaduke Explained Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:38:14 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717412 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!

Marmaduke's owner-girl jokingly makes reference to an old superstition in order to explain to her friend that her hulking, monstrous dog hunts down and mauls every cat he meets.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-31 17:38:14 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715856 Marmaduke Explained Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:09:45 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715856 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


Marmaduke ate so much over the holidays that a smarmy doctor gave him a nickname.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.bbc06284516295a3577ea77aa0e223b1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-22 15:09:45 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:318187">Joe Mathlete</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />