CollegeHumor: Microsoft Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790552 Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790552 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Earlier this week, a Polish Microsoft ad surfaced in which they had photoshopped out the black guy, presumably because Microsoft believes there are no black people in Poland. This isn't the only time Microsoft has used Photoshop to pander to foreign cultures:

India

Australia

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.6eee67493ad6ea1b928120078bed4e65.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-27 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325">Kevin and Ben</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 326 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1712599 Introducing The mPhone Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:13:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1712599 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The Internet is already buzzing with the computer news of the day - an Internet Explorer patch that fixes security holes and adds new bookmarking features. People, your bookmarks are never going to be the same. We're thrilled with the enthusiasm everybody is already showing.

Of course every time Microsoft comes along and reinvents the industry, some random competitor is going to try to steal our thunder. Like today, Apple had some desperate attempt to distract people with a ridiculous ipod/phone hybrid absolutely no one wants. Yeah it's neat... but let me tell you about this awesome new Microsoft phone.

I shouldn't be talking about this at all. I don't know why I'm making this world-shattering announcement on some random college site. That really doesn't make much sense at all. Everything else I say from this point on is double super top secret so don't tell anyone!!!!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:133668"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/d/collegehumor.8b0ea9c67de6a01acc78b5ad5ac9393c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:133668">Bill Gates</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717454 Famous Quotes, Altered by Microsoft Word's Synonym Helper Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:23:07 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717454 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Anyone who has ever written a paper with the aide of a computer has used one tool to accentuate, emphasize, stress, heighten, underline, and even enhance their writing technique.*Right click (sorry macs) + synonyms*.

As inspired by Joey, from Friends, here are some examples of how this beautiful, stunning, and striking helper could have influenced our nation's most famous quotes.


Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address

Four score as well as seven existences previously, our dads transported forth on this continent a novel nation, conjured up in autonomy and devoted to the scheme that all chaps are fashioned equivalent.


Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech

I have an air castle that one diurnal course, this homeland will mutiny and subsist out the accurate connotation of its dogma: “We grip these certainties to be patently obvious: that all chaps are twisted identical.”


William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill

Don't spurt in anticipation of you glimpsing the whites of their oculars.


Pledge of Allegiance

I vow adherence to the Pennant of the United States of America, and to the Body Politic for which it situates: one Realm subordinate to Supernatural Being, indissoluble, by means of Emancipation and Evenhandedness for all.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:27573"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/3/collegehumor.df4b25f2545d6dc6c267bbf32427ba2d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:27573">Jensen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:26"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />