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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1a8d4bdd12eb35c73182c827b94ab675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-04 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495">Chase Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:7"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 214 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753976 Unlikely Episodes of True Life Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:44:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753976 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>



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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:680963"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.b735cd2d74e5f12ea3b49cef8225359f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-28 00:44:56 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:680963">Brian Merusi</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1292"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 164 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736873 Middle Class Dad Writes Complaint to My Super Sweet 16 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:04:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736873 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
My name is Stan Michelson and I’m writing to you on behalf of my soon to be 16-year-old daughter Stacie. See, Stacie absolutely loves your program. The thing is I really think you guys are getting up the hopes of a lot of young girls.

Stacie turns 16 in 4 months and is already hinting at an exclusive party in the heart of Beverly Hills. We live in a small town called Socrates in upstate New York. You can begin to see the problem I’m having? Right now I’m working three jobs just to save up enough money for her to go to college, but I think Stacie would rather blow her entire college fund on one huge party. Or as she so eloquently put it “one night of awesomeness is worth more than 4 years at any college”.  She’s been talking about it ever since that wretched show aired.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-24 12:04:35 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 80 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734823 MTV News Correspondent, John Norris, Writes An Essay About His Hero, Dave Grohl Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:28:29 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734823 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Asking a man who his hero is is a somewhat unfair question.  Most of us have many heroes: JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., Jesus, etc.   But if I were forced to pick one person as a defining role model, a supreme example of what it is to be a true inspiration, I would pick Dave Grohl. 

"Dave Grohl?" you wonder, "What is so special about him?"  So much, you guys.  So much. 

Mr. Grohl first found fame as the hard-rocking drummer for legendary Alternative outfit, Nirvana.  However, his true talent was eclipsed by an attention-hog front man otherwise known as Kurt Cobain.  Whenever Grolh pounded out a viscious beat, Cobain was always prancing around in front of him, taking the spotlight off the true talent (Grohl).  The audience should have been saying, "Hey, this guy everyone thinks is #2 is actually #1!"  But they weren't.  Sure, every now and then Kurt would throw him a little taste of the spotlight - A drum solo here, a turn on accoustic guitar there - but it was never enough.  A study actually showed that people named Kurt don't know when to step away from the spotlight and let other, more talented people stand in the sun.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-25 16:28:29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725811 Interview With The Cast Of MTV's "Human Giant" Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:16:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725811 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's always nice to see your friends make it big and we couldn't be happier for the three guys from MTV's Human Giant: Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari and Rob Heubel.  We’ve known them for years and they’re still as down-to-earth and cool as they’ve always been. Tonight is their big night and I'm going to ask them some questions about the show. 

(dials Paul)

Streeter: Hey Paul, are you nervous about the big premiere tonight?

Paul: Hello Mr. Seidell, this is Paul's assistant, Rebecca. 

Streeter: Oh...Hi, is Paul around?  I had a few questions about the show.

Rebecca: No.  You can always call his publicist, Nate.  

Streeter: Oh, OK.  Thanks.  

(dials publicist)

Nate: Yell-o?

Streeter: Hi Nate, this is Streeter Seidell from CollegeHumor.  I'm an old friend of Paul's.  We used to watch Lost together every week.  I was wondering if you could put me in touch with him?  I have some questions about his new show.  I'm trying to plug it on the website.

Nate: Website?  I don't know if you heard yet, Peter, but Paul has a TV show coming out.  He can't waste time talking to geeks from the world wide website. 

Streeter: I hardly think that's fair.  Human Giant started out as a series of web videos so it definitely relates.  Plus, the website I work for is pretty popular.  

Nate: How many peeps we talking?

Streeter: What...?

Nate: How many peeps hit your geek-spot every month?

Streeter: Around six million, plus it's a very influential demograph...

Nate: No can do, homo.  Don't call me again.  If you absolutely must talk to someone, call MTV's PR department.  Number in three, two, one...347-2283.

(hangs up)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-04 13:16:52 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717215 Cap Boso #1 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:03:57 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717215 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:398726"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.7b68c6df2a6ca22f19350f01644dc3b8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-30 16:03:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:398726">Cap Boso</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739860 Every Episode Of (Regular) "Next" Ever Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:52:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739860 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Opening title sequence, then cuts to montage of girl doing something ridiculous

Girl: I'm really bored with life, and my parents never gave me attention, so I'm going to make guys do something they don't want to do so they can sleep with me.

Cut to guy contestants walking in the bus

Guy #1: I am a nerdy Jewish boy who overcompensates by trying to me funny but I end up scaring every girl away because of it. Like my Jew-fro?
Guy #2: I'm the only non-white person on the show. The MTV people only put me on the show so they don't get sued. Sup Homey?!
Guy #3: I go to the gym all the time because I have nothing better to do, and probably have a very small penis. I would check but I'm too busy working out. I was the guy who beat you up in the third grade cause you were smaller then me. GRUNT.
Guy #4: I'm the fat guy who tries to hook up with girls but ends up being their friends in the end. I am clinically depressed but I don't show it. Not really sure how I got on this show...
Guy #5: I play video games all day... That's all.

The guys meet each other in bus.

Guy #1: well guys, I'm up first, I will most likely fail even though I act confident. (Leaves bus)
Guy #2: so what do you think his chances are?
Guy #3: I can probably bench press him. Don't I look good?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.c18397c3fa4422be4a77754edfb049ab.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556">Daniel Eric Lopez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />