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	<title>These 10 Albums Should Have Been Called...</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-07-28 15:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon&#60;/a>
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	<title>Ten Original Singles Way Better than the Movies they Came From</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<div><font style="font-style: italic;" size="4"><font size="1">When good music meets good movies, it's a beautiful thing. When great music meets terrible movies, it's a hilarious thing. Here are 10 classic singles originally written for 10 not-so-classic films.<br /><br /></font></font></div><b><font size="4">Stevie Wonder, "I Just Called to Say I Love You" <br />(from <i>The Woman in Red</i>)</font></b><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/9/collegehumor.e8fff5785d843be77b7e9759a501bfc3.jpg" width="480"  ></div><br /><object data="/moogaloop/mp3galoop.swf?filename=http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/7/collegehumor.25cb82314175e69a37d839578c679930.mp3&title=I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="35" width="350">	<param name="allowfullscreen" value="true">		<param name="wmode" value="transparent">		<param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true">		<param name="movie" value="/moogaloop/mp3galoop.swf?filename=test.mp3&title= I Just Called to Say I Love You-Stevie Wonder">	</object><br /><br />Stevie Wonder's 1984 single has become such a ubiquitous expression of everyday love, its impossible to imagine the song taking any other route than straight from Wonder's smiling head to our 10th-grade Valentine's Day mix CDs. But the uncomfortable reality is that the tune was first played as a 50-year-old Gene Wilder lusted after a 25-year-old Kelly Lebrock. <i>The Woman in Red</i> was supposed to be the <i>10</i> to Gene Wilder's Dudley Moore, and Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You" was supposed to be the kind of lighthearted song that makes audiences forget the quarter-century age gap between their on-screen lovers.<br /><br /><br /><hr /></hr></param></param></param></param></>
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    		Written 2009-07-15 18:30:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982">Jeff &amp; Patrick&#60;/a>
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	<title>3 Songs Without Auto-Tune</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-06-29 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy&#60;/a>
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	<title>6 Controversial Musicians Who Seem Quaint by Modern Standards</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-06-09 17:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1949518">Pete&#60;/a>
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	<title>The 'One Hit Wonder' Ten Commandments</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2009-05-22 13:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon&#60;/a>
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	<title>Top 5 Songs to Resurrect Drunken Summer Memories</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<i><p>It's gone from snowing to kinda good weather lately which means that before we know it the time will be here for us all to crank up the summer tunes and get in that bbq party spirit. To get extra psyched, make sure you include these bad boys in your playlist:</p></i><br  /><p><b>Number 5:  The All-American Rejects: Swing, Swing</b></p><p>Nobody remembers this as an awesome song to read by the fire to - it's just a quintessential summer tune. It was even in <i>The OC</i>, man. Listen to this song with the heating turned all the way up, crack open a Sunkist with your eyes closed and you will <i>be</i> at the beach. Also, pretty much every song that was featured in one of the first three <i>American Pie</i> movies was considered for this list.</p></>
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	<title>What Pop Music of the Early 1990s Means to Me</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>I've enjoyed almost everything I've seen and done in my lifetime so far, and while I see logic in the apothegm "Type A personalities MAKE things happen, Type B personalities LET things happen," I am, in general, a firm believer that things occur for a reason, even if they may seem detrimental at the time. That said, I would like to discuss something that's been on my mind for a while now...<br  /></p><p><b><br  />POP MUSIC OF THE EARLY 1990s.</b></p><p><br  />Ah, the early 1990s, a time in which you could find me decked out in flowered sundresses, with gel in my hair and Roxette on my mind. While I continued listening to 1980s music and adoring 1980s pop culture, I was aware that something was changing in popular music, a phenomenon that did not go unnoticed by anyone not living under a rock. Big hair was out, grunge was on its way. 1980s excess turned into 1990s minimalism in style and music. The party decade became a more reflective decade, and a lot of issues that were repressed in the Reagan 1980s finally came to the forefront, and this demand for political analysis translated easily into rock music.</p></>
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	<title>Chuck E. Cheese and the Pizza Time Players</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:52:20 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Rick 'Serpico' Ross</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:18:17 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Lou Bega Doesn't Mind If You Illegally Download His Music</title>
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	<title>Jamaica's Tourism Board Contacts Sean Kingston</title>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. Kingston,</p><p>My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board.  We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica!  However, we must make one small request as it pertains to the song "Take You There", as we feel you did not live up to the agreement we had put in place when you were commissioned to "write a song about a wonderful Jamaican vacation" (note: we even gave you a rhyme to use, we were very disappointed when that was left out of the final version). <br  /></p><p>We are more than happy with your characterization of Jamaica as the home to white sand beaches where you're encouraged to live without a care and spend your days "sipping Pi&ntilde;a Coladas", as it were.  The part of your song that we take most umbrage with is the second half of the chorus- "take you to the slums/where killers get hung".  Firstly, it's not even grammatically accurate- how embarrassing!  As if that's not reason enough to change it, we at the Tourism Board, feel as though it's just plain mean!  So we have taken the opportunity to write a few alternate lines we would encourage you to simply switch with the current, more disparaging remarks about this wonderful tropical paradise:</p><ul><li>We can lay in the sun, where families have fun!<br  /></li><li>We can beat on a drum, and love everyone!<br  /></li><li>We can visit the beautiful island of Jamaica, and have a really great time!</li></ul><p></p></>
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	<title>Common Moves of the Bass Player</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:17:24 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[Bass players are the most underappreciated members of any rock band.  Next to their more theatrical bandmates, the bass player is often mistaken for boring or stiff.  This couldn't be further from the truth.  Bass players have many exciting moves all their own, like...<br  /><br  /><div><div align="center"><b>The 'Whoa, Did You Just See Me Slide Up the Fretboard?'</b><br  /></div><b><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:461px;"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/d/collegehumor.dd5c469968a16be32bf3f2ed92cc684e.jpg" width="461"  /></div></b>Almost from nowhere the bassist will go from playing a progression in the lower register to playing a similar one a few octaves higher, by way of a long slide up the fretboard.  It's this kind of charismatic move that makes bass players beloved princes of the stage.  Man, you guys eat this sh*t up.  I can see from the stage how you're like 'whaaaaaat!' when I bust this out.</div></>
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	<title>The Memoirs of Buckethead</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:58:34 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>The Graphic Truth: The Size of Your iTunes Library</title>
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	<title>Some Lesser Known Tchaikovsky Symphonies</title>
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	<title>Now That's What I Call Music!, Volume 550</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:33:53 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"<br   /><br   />2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"<br   /><br   />3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"<br   /><br   />4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"<br   /><br   />5. Blink 182: "The Lucky Ones Died First"<br   /><br   />6. Everclear: "Dry Land is Not a Myth"<br   /><br   />7. Smash Mouth: "Do You Recall When It Was <em>We</em> Who Hunted the <em>Birds</em>?"<br   /><br   />8. Aaron Carter: "The Taste of Human Flesh Shall Haunt Me Forever"<br   /><br   />9. Sisqó: "He Who Holds the Doomsday Key Rules the Tribe"<br   /><br   />10. Hanson: "MMMBop (Remix)"</p></>
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	<title>Got One Of My Finals Back</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:33:43 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-02-06 17:33:43    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld&#60;/a>
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	<title>Learn Something</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:49:25 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-02-01 10:49:25    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell&#60;/a>
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	<title>Nine Facts I Learned in 1999 by Listening to LFO's &quot;Summer Girls&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 20:51:51 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>1. New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.<br  /></p><p> 2. There was a good man named Paul Revere.<br  /></p><p>3. Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.<br  /></p><p>4. Lead singer Rich Cronin likes Kevin Bacon, but he hates <em>Footloose</em>.<br  /></p>5. He also likes the color purple... macaroni and cheese.<br  /><br  />6. And Chinese food makes him sick.<br  /><br  />7. The great Larry Bird: jersey #33.<br  /><br  />8. &quot;Billy&quot; Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.<br  /><br  />9. Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.</>
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	<title>Alanis Morissette's &quot;Ironic,&quot; Modified To Actually Make It About Bananas</title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 17:12:43 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1711139"><em>Read the article that inspired this one! Neat!</em></a><br   /></p><p>An old banana back in '98<br   />It turned ripe one morning<br   />And went bad the next day<br   />It's a black fly in your banana daiquiri<br   />It's a junior banana split<br   />When you've already had three  <br   />Isn't it bananas... don't you think?<br   /><br   />It's like monkeys<br   />On Banana Day<br   />It's when the yellow kind<br   />Tastes like lemon, okay<br   />It's when you're burned alive<br   />Making Bananas Flamb&eacute;<br   />You add way too much rum... Two jiggers!  <br   /><br   />Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly  <br   />He packed his suitcase<br   />And kissed his kids good-bye  <br   />He waited his whole damn life<br   />To take that flight  <br   />And as the plane crashed down he thought  <br   />&quot;Gee, I'd really like a banana...&quot;<br   />And isn't it bananas... don't you think?  </p></>
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    		Written 2007-01-13 17:12:43    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1402">Jesse Gold&#60;/a>
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