CollegeHumor: MySpace Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743721 MySpace Tom Joins Facebook Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:59:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743721 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Written with additions by Jeff Rosenberg
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-11-02 16:59:58 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 305 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734538 Best Myspace Spam Mail Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:19:27 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734538 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

This makes me laugh every time I look at it. I love how "Chad" is so non-plussed and oddly  resigned that the only thing he can do is send out an mass email to his friends about his  "crazy"situation.

Personally I picture Chad living in a world where his roomate is constantly masturbating all around their apartment and it's like bad 80's sitcom like "Perfect Strangers" called, "Playing  with each Other."  The opening credits would be all about their crazy living situation as Chad  tries to go about his normal life with his "crazy" roommate. You'd see him trying to find a box of cereal and then he turns around to to see his roommate using the cereal box to masturbate (shot tastefully of course) and he just shrugs and laughs while synthesized upbeat music plays. The closing credit shot would be late night in their apartment Chad is watching TV and sitting next to him is his roommate furiously masturbating, he looks over smiles then lifts the remote and clicks it and the screen goes to black, just like he's shutting off your TV. In my world this show is canceled  right after the opening credits.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:295"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/9/collegehumor.2a35627044737804ac6acaa9d20f3113.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-21 23:19:27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:295">Paul Scheer</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706078 MySpace and Facebook Meet In Person For The First Time Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:26:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706078 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So's it going?
MySpace: It's going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.
Facebook: WHAT!? That's ridiculous. I don't see your users poking each other!
MySpace: That's because my users aren't GAY.
Facebook: No no, it's not like that, it's like a poke on the shoulder. Or something.
MySpace: Oh, okay.GAY.
Facebook: Well it's not as gay as Tom.
MySpace: You take that back.
Facebook: I will not.
MySpace: You take that back RIGHT. NOW.
Facebook: (singing) Tom is gay, Tom is gay.
MySpace: Yeah well at least he's not looking for "whatever he can get."
Facebook: We added that option as a JOKE.
MySpace: Oh, sure you did. Just like you added Live Feed to "keep people up to date."
Facebook: Don' even start with Live Feed. We asked our users what they wanted!
MySpace: Oh yeah, nice open letter, you homo.
Facebook: IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT THE USERS WANT!
MySpace: Lame.
Facebook: You're just jealous because your users are all old and creepy now.
MySpace: If by old and creepy you mean famous musicians, then yes, yes they are.
Facebook: That is NOT what I meant, I meant what I said.
MySpace: Watch it, Facebook. Don't make me call my Top 8.
Facebook: Oh, I'm so scared. Well YOU don't make me call my...my...
MySpace: Your what? Your "Friends We Have In Common"?
Facebook: Shut up, that's a very helpful feature! Better than "Who I'd Like To Meet"!
MySpace: Yeah, well you FREE IPOD CLICK HERE TO WIN
(pause)
Facebook: What the hell was that?!
MySpace: Oh nothing, don't worry about that, I have a tic and sometimes-
Facebook: That was a pop-up, wasn't it??
MySpace: I HAVE A TIC!!!
Facebook: Hahaha you have pop-ups and you can't control them!
MySpace: I can to! I can stop them whenever I want!
Facebook: Whatever you say, sell-out.
MySpace: Oh I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of my money.
[Silence. A door opens]
Friendster: Oh, hey guys!! What's going on??
MySpace/Facebook: Fag.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 509 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728326 The 9 Circles of Myspace Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:50:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728326 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Inspired by Dante's Inferno. The 9 circles of myspace:

  1. You have a myspace. You do not have any layouts on your page. No surveys. You are friends with only people you know

  2. Your myspace has a layout, and a song

  3. Your myspace has a layout, music, and a slideshow.

  4. Your myspace has a number of add ons. You have a survey on your page (only one)

  5. You have a number of friends whom you have never met. Most likely, you added them by browsing for swingers. You have a ridiculous layout. You have your own personal music player. You have a slideshow. You have pictures with angles. You have upped your top 8 to a top 16.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:482593"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.e38fc51f6c2b2e661dfd9c8782f4f299.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:482593">Sam Sabori</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732870 Myspace's Most Popular Comment Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:59:34 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732870 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dude, you were totally right.  Nothing beats the new OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT. I picked it up the other day and haven't put it down since. OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT is so much better than iPod or Starbucks and even let's me TRACK THOSE WHO VISIT MY PAGE! 

I even recommended it to my best bud, Larry. You met him once - he was at that party. Anyway, he said you can get OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT at an even greater discount. Just visit OBSCURE FOREIGN WEBSITE! You know what they say, "Too much of a good thing is a great thing!" LOL!

Oh, and I almost forgot, I have still have those USELESS GIFTCARDS if you want them.

Later dude.

hockey triumph lead K457826

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:388915"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/4/collegehumor.0f0aeb10e359f2c6c11cf9e4c36b74ae.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:388915">Rik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:73"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />