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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-30 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777666 Poll: Majority of Web Users Are Liars Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777666 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>  

Washington DC- According to USA Today- Gallup Poll released Thursday, as many as 92 percent of web users admit that when typing the acronym "LOL," they are not actually laughing out loud.

"I'm honestly not surprised by the results," says Professor of Sociology at Davidson University, Don Amburrough. "Whenever I have to email homework assignments to my students, some of them write back, 'Thanks! LOL!' I just don't see how they could find it that funny."

According to the poll, a mere 8 percent claim that they do laugh out loud when typing "LOL," while 22 percent "just crack a smile," and a whopping 70 percent have no physical reaction at all.

"I use 'LOL' a lot when I write my friends messages on Facebook. It's just polite, but it doesn't mean I'm laughing," says Sandra Collins, a 24 year old film production assistant. She continues, "You can't really communicate emotions when someone can't see your face or hear your voice, so I just type 'LOL' to seem friendly." She pauses. "That sounds ridiculous when I say it out loud."

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2046176"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.84d24c0cf4de03ad6da70494b092770e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-17 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2046176">Jessie Richardson</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776464 Wolf Shirt FTWolf Wed, 27 May 2009 15:37:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776464 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Normally I wouldn't say that Collegehumor controls the world, but we do. For the second time in a week, the hotlinks section has exerted it's influence to change Earth for the better. First, we won the Nebraska license plate poll. Now we've made an awesome t-shirt of three wolves howling at the moon the top selling shirt on Amazon.

Great work, everyone! We did this together. We've made this sick wolf shirt the most popular wolf shirt in the world. We've significantly raised public interest in wolf shirts, and that's what it's all about. I want to live in a world where I can walk down the street and know that everyone  I see will be wearing beautiful, majestic wolf shirts. Together we've brought that dream closer to reality. Well done.

Look, we even made the news!
In the Washington Post: It's Made of 100% Cotton; Its Sales Are 99% Ironic
In the NY Times: Think a T-Shirt Can't Change Your Life? A Skeptic Thinks Again
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774312 The Evening News from the closet under the stairs Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774312 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-22 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763549 From the Headlines II Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:22:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763549 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Source: CNN.com

"The doctor won't see you now"

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.688014cc4e3f51335e8cf30b65685d54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-17 17:22:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720">Owen Parsons</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 152 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763232 World News Feed Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:34:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763232 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-10 12:34:44 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 497 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763221 Opposite Day News Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:01:25 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763221 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-10 02:01:25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 178 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762639 America's Facebook NewsFeed Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:48:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762639 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-29 15:48:55 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 618 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760601 Earth's News Feed Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:23:15 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760601 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-14 18:23:15 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1086 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744623 We made a new site! Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:43:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744623 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

In 1995 there were only three Web sites. One of them was a slick java game that allowed you to attack Barney with a variety of weapons (so neat!). The other two were porn sites. The Internet has grown considerably since then and it’s hard to keep up,

We here at CollegeHumor understand. You’re busy. You don’t always have time to bust out your gnarly 12-foot internet surfboard and hang ten on the online all day. There are other things you’d rather do in that time, like play Halo 3, sleep or get drunk.

That’s why we’ve created Today’s BIG Thing. Today’s Big Thing is simple. We find the best video on the Internet every day and put it on the site. One video, every day. That’s it. It’s easy, fun and much more fun than writing a paper.

PS Click http://www.todaysbigthing.com that’s the url, that url again is http://www.todaysbigthing.com

PPS The Barney site is still around too.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-11-15 09:43:35 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1737334 N00z Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:47:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1737334 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Current affairs are important to everyone. To ensure that the children's menu demographic receives the news that it needs, top stories will be reported by Hannah Frasier, age 8.

Grown-ups Are Addicted to Stuff Like Phones and Computers!

If grown-ups don't get to use phones or watch tv, they don't know what to do, because they HAVE to use phones and watch tv. Sometimes if I don't do all my homework or if I don't want to take a bath, my mom doesn't let me watch tv, but she still gets to. Plus she gets to stay up late. My dad has a beard and he loves his new iPod phone more than he loves my mom.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:58710"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/6/collegehumor.1a4c653896f8eb8b25e3ffa6b5663735.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-30 11:47:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:58710">Katie Marino</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:92"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732770 A Dinner Party Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:04:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732770 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

A Busy dinner party. There are five couples. Don and Miranda, Craig and Samantha, Ryan and Veranda, Sanj and Kristina, and lastly Gron and Gristida. Everybody has arrived except for Ryan. They are all sitting to eat dinner.
 
Gristida: So Veranda, where is Ryan?
 
Veranda: Oh, he's running late. He should be here—
 
Ryan: (arriving) Any second!
 
everybody laughs
 
Sanj: Ryan! Welcome! Can I get you something to drink?
 
Ryan: Is your drinking water poisoned? The answer may shock you.
 
Sanj: Huh? No. It's not... wait, what?
 
Veranda: Oh, sorry. Ryan is a news promo writer. Sometimes he can't quite turn it off after work. Isn't that right, Ryan? (Smiling Sternly) Turn it off though, right now.
 
Ryan: Sorry honey. (kisses her forehead) Anybody else hungry!?
 
Samantha: (coming in with a big bowl) Who wants salad!?
 
Ryan: Do you or does somebody you know have Prostate Cancer? Why some scientists think the cure can be found in a salad, and not in a lab. At 11.
 
Miranda: It's not even 8...

Kristina: Okay! (claps) I am starved! Let's eat.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-02 19:04:19 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 86 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728791 This Just In... Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:50:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728791 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Yahoo's front  page, today is THE WACKIEST DAY EVER!

These kooky animals think they're people!

UPDATE

Man, today's news just keep getting better!


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-26 09:50:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715892 Near, Far, Wherever There's A Bar Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:49:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715892 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> And Now, The Latest In Beer-Specific News

Our first story comes from the Netherlands:
CNN: Dog Beer: Clean the dog bowl, and pick a drinking game that doesn't require opposable thumbs because you and Sparky are getting wasted together tonight. Don't get too excited though, its just a little less sad than drinking by yourself.

Oh, crazy Maine:
CNN: Butt Beer: Santa's ass is a little too appealing to children, according to Maine officials, as they wouldn't let a brewery print a label with his gigantic rump on it. Their next target: The St. Pauli girl.

This is from..wait for it....BRILLIANT, Ohio:
Yahoo News: Broken bottles and spilled beers line the streets aside alcoholic's tears. Short story of a beer truck missing many warnings of a low overpass and crashing right into it. Did I mention where this took place?

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