[upload:1065986:small:left:Jesus?  Maybe.]Nickelback has been rocking your face off ever since their first big hit, “How You Remind Me,” put you on your ass back in 2001. That song set the bar high, but Nickelback has consistently lived up to the hype with single after single providing the framework for a musical style that can only be described as the sonic embodiment of a sweet-ass jean jacket. Frontman Chad Kroeger’s guttural vocals hearken back to simpler time when men were men and 3.2 beer was legal for high school seniors. His glorious blonde perm shines like a beacon in a dark sea of pussy emo-cuts. The supporting cast of Ryan Peak wailing on the axe, Dan Adair hitting the skins, and brother Mikey Kroeger on bass is as formidable as any out there in music today. However, it wasn’t until I heard Nickelback’s 4th album, All the Right Reasons, that I realized the simple and immutable truth that N-Back is not only the greatest band of our generation, but also the 21 century.