CollegeHumor: Obnoxious Drunks Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1714795 Evanescence Drunk Dials Hinder In The Middle Of The Night Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:18:17 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1714795 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Evanescence: HIIIIII!


Hinder: Hello? Who is this?


Evanescence: IT’S EVANESCENCE! WHATCHA DOIN’!


Hinder: Well, I was sleeping. It’s 3:15am. Honey, why you callin’ me so late?


Evanescence: I LOST MY CELL PHONE AND I WANTED YOU TO HELP-- TO HELP ME FIND IT!


Hinder: What? You’re calling me from your cell phone right now; it's not lost. And you're actually sort of shouting pretty loud. Listen, it’s kinda hard to talk right now.


Evanescence: I THINK SOMEONE PUKED ON MY SHOE.


Hinder: Honey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?


Evanescence:  WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.9457d5b2b882a218aa7f8ff222c62b4b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311">Jake Klocksien</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:265"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />