CollegeHumor: Outlines Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725789 Generic Late-Night Talk Show Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:27:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725789 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> (Tonight's guests include Overrated Actor and Child Who Did Something Remarkable, with musical guest Band.)

Host: Hey, everyone, thanks for coming to the show!  We've got a great show for you tonight.
So, did you hear about this (news story)?   Apparently, (detail of the story that is surprising unless you pay attention to the news).  (Joke that plays off this detail, usually having to do with the sexuality of the news story's subject).

Lead musician/sidekick: I did hear about that!

Host: Yeah, (implies that lead musician is gay).  Also, (other news story).  We actually have received some footage of this, and, I think, (to producer), can we play the clip?*

*NOTE: Never in the history of television has the answer to this question been "no."

(On screen are two actors who look similar to the subjects of the news story.  They do something mildly comical.)

Lead musician/sidekick: That does look like something they would do! (Plays a measure on his particular music instrument)

Host: (Lead musician), you (falls just short of telling lead musician he is a worthless human being).  I'd like to bring out our first guest, (overrated actor)!

(Band plays catchy and relevant song)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.df18034e9c8a415b8853e7bb8e9bd7f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301">Adam Hrabik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:569"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />