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	<title>Pros and Cons of Swallowing Pills That Are Handed to You at a Rave</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p><b>It's Ecstasy:</b> This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you'll probably hook up with her. If she ditches you you'll probably be mugged. Stay hydrated and you'll be all right.</p><p><b>It's a Roofie:</b> Well if you're a hot chick I would recommend never taking a pill from any creepy looking guy, no matter how much they stress that, "It's certainly not a roofie." 9 times out of 10 this guy is lying. <br />Guys on the other hand, yea you may die from a roofie, but if this chick is hot, I mean, and she's trying to rape you; that would be an awesome story and in my opinion: worth it. </p><p><b>It's Tamiflu:</b> Swine Flu is a big concern lately and who knows? Maybe she's a pharmacist and she walks around raves treating people. Now, this pill is more commonly in a pill shape and has yellow on half of it, while ecstasy more often then not has a picture of something you'd see on a pair of Claire's earrings.</p><p><b>It's Birth Control:</b> Well, for starters, that chick is probably a man; and you either are a woman or look frighteningly so like one. Either way that man/chick is a weirdo, so 9 out of 10 cases of this happening the best thing you can do is to just run far away.</p><p></p></>
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    		Written 2009-07-13 15:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:950169">Adam&#60;/a>
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	<title>Frat Party Brainstorm</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:14:20 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-01-30 18:14:20    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider&#60;/a>
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	<title>The Anatomy Of An Awful Party</title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<center><img width="314" height="70" alt="" src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/3/collegehumor.6af26008046beadc0d970ea3a33b7e34.jpg"   /></center><br   />Not every party at college can be a sick rager where all the dudes get laid and half the girls get pregnant, some have to suck for the sake of comparison.  How would you know a great party if you never attended a shitty one?  The answer is you wouldn&rsquo;t.  However that is not a problem you&rsquo;ll ever have to worry about because awful parties are as common in college as people lying about who they slept with last weekend.  To find out whether the party you&rsquo;re attending is going to be an embarrassment for years to come, look out for the following signs:<br   /><br   /><center><img width="300" height="391" alt="" src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/7/collegehumor.96ce81110becb2c2f58c19f7caf73f45.jpg"   /></center></>
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    		Written 2006-04-08 00:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell&#60;/a>
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