CollegeHumor: Poems Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754152 An Ode To An Unknowing Samaritan Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:39:45 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754152 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Have you seen a cafe?
How am I without
Internet today?

What a terrible feeling!
So helpless, so lost.
I'll do what I must
No matter the cost.

I click on my airport
And what do I see?
A long list of names,
none familiar to me.

I see strings of letters,
And cute little names.
A dozen proud owners
Staking their claims.

"Don's wifi" ones says
"JESSweb" says the next.
All password protected
By numerical hex.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-29 21:39:45 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 65 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753805 'Twas the Night Before Grand Theft Auto IV Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:23 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753805 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 'Twas the night before GTA IV and all through the dorm,
not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.

With their laptops a'glow they laid awake in their beds,
while visions of ghostriding motorcycles danced in their heads.

All papers were turned in weeks before due,
and all absences saved for this gaming debut.

The hallways were empty, the RAs were gone,
they camped out at Best Buy 'til it opened at dawn.
So I stared out my window and gazed at the stars,
dreaming of beating pedestrians and stealing cop-cars.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1687126"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.368a9ee9d08f62ea65b757bfd5f83680.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-25 13:13:23 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1687126">Fatawesome</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 220 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />