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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-10 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 500 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777181 Benny Hill's Bobby Cops File Their Police Reports Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777181 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-08 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 140 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753192 Campus Security Diaries Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:37:21 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753192 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.df18034e9c8a415b8853e7bb8e9bd7f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-15 21:37:21 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301">Adam Hrabik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:569"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 358 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751496 Jesus Gets Arrested Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:28:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751496 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:128053"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/e/collegehumor.e6ecc1ea45a24925c0772a0ee94f48a6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-03-19 10:28:07 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:128053">Doug Kellner</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:553"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 86 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734873 What Would Our Profession Be Without Ziploc Bags? Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:19:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734873 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
You know, Frank, as I was putting this pubic hair sample in this baggie, it occurred to me that we sure do use Ziploc bags a lot. I mean, what a great product to store evidence in! It's funny how they're made for kitchen use, but we put some crazy stuff in them! Know what I mean, Frank?

Like, the other night, Helen was putting some carrots that she didn't use in a Ziploc bag, and I just started to chuckle because I thought about how, just that same day, I had put someone's severed fingertip in the same snack-size baggie!


I'm glad the department decided to go with my suggestion of supplying the detectives with an assortment of bag sizes. I mean, I bet you were getting as tired as I was of using a whole quart-size baggie just to put one little shell casing in! And at the same time, those gallon-sized ones really come in handy sometimes. I can't tell you how many times I stained my slacks when bloody icepicks burst through the seams of the quart bags and fell right on my lap! The gallon bags are nice and roomy.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1450729"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/4/collegehumor.a402f0bb282ffb8c90ad10140b8ff1cd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1450729">Randy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 424 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />