CollegeHumor: Quizzes Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740197 Coldplay's Chris Martin: Extraterrestrial Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:04:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740197 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Can you name the songs these Coldplay lyrics are from?


(A) You and me are drifting into outer space

(B) We're part of the human race and
All of the stars and the outer space

(C) Look at earth from outer space
Everyone must find a place

(D) The future's for discovering
The space in which we're traveling

(E) Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light

(F) Hundreds of years in the future
It could be computers
Looking for life on earth

(G) You can climb a ladder up to the sun

(H) Come on, oh my star is fading

(I) Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you

(J) Can anybody fly this thing?

(K) I am a f*cking alien
Why don’t you people understand?
I am an alien from the Nebulus subsector of the
Andromeda Galaxy
I’m spelling it out for you as clearly as I can

(L) Smorgax weeblezod!
Veeble quoznar florgenblox!

Answers:

(A) X&Y (B) White Shadows (C) Politik
(D) Square One (E) Speed of Sound
(F) Twisted Logic (G) Talk (H) Amsterdam
(I) Yellow (J) High Speed
(K) Seriously Guys I Came Here Under Orders From Supreme Commander Gorgax Flerm To Drink The Bone Marrow of All Humans
(L) Zarquon Quorblezar (“I Tried To Warn You”)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-10 17:04:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727311 What Do Your Public Displays of Nudity Say About You? Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:02:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727311 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________.

         1. Superman coaster— Bring on the thrills, baby!
         2. Rickety wooden coaster— I like that classic, timeless backdrop for my areolas…
         3. Two-face coaster— I’ve got a hidden wild side!
         4. Batman coaster— I dig the dark and mysterious vibe.


2. You’re out partying with three of your closest gal friends one night when you’re asked to show your titties for the newest Girls Gone Wild video.You choose to be in the __________.

         1. Girls Gone Wild: Cancun Spring Break Edition
         2. Girls Gone Wild: Original Edition
         3. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras Edition
         4. Girls Gone Wild: Snoop Dogg Doggystyle Edition
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:754468"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/b/collegehumor.7bbc4664f52ecd42f879c8ab0a5d38e4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:754468">Paul Krumholz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1750"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />