"No person with his wits about him would ever pay to see moving pictures. Especially if those moving pictures told a story about scientists trapped on a remote South American island of genetically cloned dinosaurs run amok."

As inspired by Joey, from Friends, here are some examples of how this beautiful, stunning, and striking helper could have influenced our nation's most famous quotes.

Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address

Four score as well as seven existences previously, our dads transported forth on this continent a novel nation, conjured up in autonomy and devoted to the scheme that all chaps are fashioned equivalent.

Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech

I have an air castle that one diurnal course, this homeland will mutiny and subsist out the accurate connotation of its dogma: “We grip these certainties to be patently obvious: that all chaps are twisted identical.”

William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill

Don't spurt in anticipation of you glimpsing the whites of their oculars.

Pledge of Allegiance

I vow adherence to the Pennant of the United States of America, and to the Body Politic for which it situates: one Realm subordinate to Supernatural Being, indissoluble, by means of Emancipation and Evenhandedness for all.