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Jenna S., University of Victoria

Hey, remember how you and your friends tormented me the entire year by deliberately throwing parties in the room above my bedroom when you knew I had work the next day? And then remember how when I was out of town, you all got a little out of control and started stripping and taking photos? And how someone was stupid enough to post them on facebook? Yeah, I know you had them deleted, but not soon enough. I have them, and I'm sending them to your boss. Enjoy unemployment.
Vicki, School Not Given

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Alex, School Not Given

You refused to take out the trash, wash your dishes or clean your side of the sink so I cleaned your side of the sink along with your microwave with my dirty socks and rung the water into energy drink the other day.
Brittani B, VSU

Hey you obnoxious suitemate. Remember how you had to spend hundreds of dollars getting your laptop fixed four different times because the hard drive kept "freezing"? Yeah, that was easy to do. One magnet, ten seconds, and boom! All your data is gone.

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Emilio, remember the night after you watched Paranormal Activity, when you were dragged off your bed and into the hallway which caused you to piss your pants? I still get laughing fits remembering that.
Xaeroe Ecks, UT

That wasn't pink eye. I put some steel wool shavings in your contact case and dipped the tip of your eye liner in dish soap.
Dee B, BSC

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Hey Nuccio, sorry about putting one of our other roommate's (whom you had some tension with) phone numbers in the pocket of your girlfriend's jean skirt that she had left out on your bed. I thought you would realize it was a joke the way I left the note blatantly sticking out of the pocket and really couldn't have predicted your reaction.
Cameron, UMass

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Anonymous, University of Missouri

MY lunatic roommate was obsessed with vampires. She would sit in the dark with fake fangs on and listen to The Cure. I got so sick of it I ripped her Vampire poster down, which I caught her making out with more than once. The next day she put pictures of me sleeping all over the room, and covered them in ketchup. I didn't go back for a week. Next time you pretend you're a vampire try not to cry so much, it doesn't make you too intimidating.
Sarah Billingston, School Not Given

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Hey fat*ss roommate, remember when I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years and you guys hooked up a week later? Well since you wouldn't admit it I took a magnet and wiped down your laptop, TV, and your credit cards. It was so fun to see you panic when you couldn't pay your tab at the bars or watch you fail your online class because you're too lazy to wall to the library! Hah, don't ever lie again or screw me over. Next time I'll take a magnet to your GPS!
Anna P., University of Georgia

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Hey Stinky! I really hated that you insisted on sitting next to me everyday in history last fall, even though it was apparent that I could not stand the horrible odor that came from your body. T'was like a mixture of garlic, excrement, and depression all packed into one bag of shit. So I found it completely necessary during our first midterm, when I could no longer take your stank, to stand up midway through the exam and shout "QUIT LOOKING AT MY EXAM, D*CKHOLE!" Little did I know that you would end up getting kicked out of the class, but I suppose the F you received stood not only for failure, but for foul as well. It's called deodorant; use it!
Matthew Malanche, CSU Fresno

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H.A., ISU

I replaced the filling of your pillow with old asbestos insulation. Next time I go out of town don't have sex in my bed cause you're too lazy to put sheets on yours.
Andrew , Iowa State University

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Hi, dude I roomed with for half a year in the army. Remember how you were always being a complete ass to me without any provocation whatsoever? Remember you took that course, but your license never ended up arriving? Well, it kind of did, but I had mail delivery duty that day, and thought the trash was a more suitable place for it. The world is better off without you in any position requiring a license, really.
F.J.

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Dear Charles, You kept going through all of my things, eating my food, and stealing my money so I microwaved your PS2 memory card. I promise not to tell anyone you cried.
Mike C., School Not Given

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You are probably the worst person in the Western Hemisphere, and I only knew you for 8 months. I was gracious enough to let you use my guitar and amp because you could not afford to bring your "sweet rig". But after you blew my tubes by doing everything I told you not to do, then refused to buy me new ones and cutting all the strings on the guitar and stomping on my 300 dollar foot pedal, It was on. I sent you a fake email right before your finals about where to meet with a producer from Atlantic Records in L.A. that week. I started feeling bad as you pawned all your CD's and your laptop for a trip to L.A. At least you had one last romp in the sun. Photoshop is rather convincing. BTW: Your music sucks.
James H, Lakehead University, Canada

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Jeff R., WMU

Freshman year, my roommate and I met online over the previous summer and decided to room together. She turned out to be a selfish, spoiled b*tch who thought she could get whatever she wanted. Every time she would find trash on the floor that she thought wasn't hers, she would throw it into my laundry and on my bed and behind my bed. I wasn't allowed to turn the light on in the morning to get ready or stay on my computer at night after she went to bed. She used to talk sh*t to all of my friends about embarrassing things to make me look bad. For example, she would tell everyone how disgusting I was because I passed gas once (eh, it happens) when she openly farted constantly and wore miniskirts so you could see her butt even though she was disgusting, zitty and fat. Anyways, she used to have really bad acne that she would pop ALL over my mirror, and when I'd go to use my mirror there would be zit juice all over it... my entire reflection was speckled. It was thoroughly disgusting. My payback for all of this? Well first of all I'd hook-up on her bed when she wasn't in the room because she could never get any and complained about it constantly, and every day I'd take her pillowcase and clean off her zit sh*t off my mirror right where she put her face. Every day. She never found out about any of it and it still amuses me two years later every time I see her and smile and wave hello.
Brit Y, UMass

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At the end of the spring semester of my freshmen year, I yelled at my roommate for trying to unplug the fridge with a snack pack pudding in there. I mean, who the hell wants a warm snack pack.
Daniel H, SUNY Plattsburgh

You know how you never do dishes, and stay up playing loud music, and how your going out with my best friend but wont sleep with him because you're 'saving yourself.' Well last St Pattys day we all got drunk. You passed out on your bed while me and your boyfriend had sex 10 feet away in mine. He had to get it somewhere!
Rachel, School Not Given

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Hey Rob, sorry about smearing, I mean, accidentally getting spaghetti sauce all over your favorite, expensive white shirt today. Maybe that wouldn't happen if you didn't leave your dirty rotting dishes all over the apartment. Don't worry, I rinsed it off... in the toilet. The toilet which hasn't been cleaned forever because it's your turn and you still haven't done it. Enjoy.
Jake Campbell, UCLA

A year back, we had these two neighbors who were absolute pricks. Playing drums terribly until 4am, throwing empty bottles on our lawn, stuff like that. Anyway, they crashed my brother's 21st party, absolutely smashed, and started going on about how he wasn't human because he was gay. They drank all the booze, groped some of the girls, made absolute nuisances out of themselves and then passed out. Still pissed off for ruining my brother's special day, I dragged them outside, onto their lawn, pulled off their clothes and then positioned them so that they were spooning. As a final touch, I dropped some sticky stuff around their hips and donated their clothes to charity. They moved away a week later. My parents bought me a Wii as a thank you.
Anonymous, Macquarie University

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My roommate lives downstairs and one night got creeped out because she found a spider on her bed. She started sleeping in the un-rented room upstairs claiming it would only be for a few days. After two months I got sick of her living in the upstairs room when her downstairs room was less rent. So one day I told her she needed to move her stuff out because someone was coming to look at the room. She said okay but when I showed the room all her sh*t was still in there. I locked the door so when she got back she couldn't get her stuff. We didn't have the key to the room so she had to wait 2 weeks without her laptop, phone, and makeup until the land lord could come and unlock the door.
Bailey L, University of Lethbridge

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Hey Chad, you know how you always complain about how dim it is in your room and your bathroom? Well, we replaced all your lights with 15 watt bulbs because we're tired of paying ridiculous electric bills because your dumbass can't flip off a switch. Oh and if you've ever wondered why your internet suddenly slows down while you're doing the dirty deed, I set the wireless bandwidth on the router to 5 kb/s for your computer. You don't leave your upload speed on your torrent program to Unlimited.
George Shinn, University of Iowa

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One time I had clogged the toilet by flushing trash in it because I was too lazy to throw out the trash bin when it was full. It would still run but at a very slow rate. My roommate decided to use it without me telling him this and then the toilet started to overflow and go into our room. I blamed him and had him clean it up, never telling him it was my fault.
Kevin C, Oregon State

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Rachel McClain, Mansfield

I can't make this up. My roommate made cupcakes last week, and he wouldn't tell us why. He sounded embarrassed about it. But some of my friends were badgering him about it until he finally confessed that he bought some girl a pet, and then made the cupcakes for the pet. But the pet ended up being a fish. And he made cupcakes because (and I kid you not) "have you ever seen anyone try to fit a cake into a fishbowl?"
Sean Amodeo, Christopher Newport University

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Anonymous Roomie, Nebraska

Hey 3rd floor of 204, remember how you guys at the end of the hall were complaining that someone sh*t in the hallway and the smell wouldn't go away? That wasn't sh*t that was a military grade stink bomb that I smeared on your door handle. Next time you run down the hall way banging on my door at 4 a.m. screaming the night before my Calculus final I'll make sure to shove that stuff down your throat.
Matt D, CSUMB

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My roommates and I once rented a condo for a summer for summer school rather than an apartment, so we had our backyard and everything. And it was quite cheap mind you. The problem was that the condo next door was used by a local frat and they were complete douche bags. I'm talking about loud parties on weeknights and during midterms (with no girls, which makes it okay to hate). One day, they figured out a way to get to the roof and they decided to have a barbecue full of beer and playing "Crank That". And since we shared a roof, it was hell when started stomping on the roof. So as payback, my friends and I blocked the roof access with the lock they had taken off and left behind. So they were stranded on the roof two stores up with no way down and the summer heat beating them down on them. They were up there for 2 hours before one of them had to go to the bathroom and started pissing off the roof. One of them then tried to ninja his way down by shimming down a tree and broke his ankle. In the end, they had to call the landlord for help.
David X, University of California, Irvine