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GIRL: But it's soooo romantic out here, isn't it?! I've always dreamt of making love on the beach!

GUY: Oh, okay, but isn't it kind of cold?

GIRL: That's what body heat is for, baby. Come on, let's take of your trunks.

GUY: Shouldn't we put down a towel first?

GIRL: No, no, we don't need a towel. Let's be one with the sea! Take off your trunks.

GUY: But...sand...everywh-- Why do you keep saying trunks?

GIRL: Shh...

GUY: Ouch! Shannon! That feels like your rubbing broken glass up and down my dick!

GIRL: Oh! Sorry! You were right. About the sand. It's all over my hands.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2025732"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/c/collegehumor.cbd031968a247a9ae408c66c75d7150b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-02 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2025732">Talia Pollock</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />