CollegeHumor: Shakespeare Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762132 My Neck, My Back by William Shakespeare Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:11:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762132 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> All thou ladies pop thine pussy as such
Shake thine body, ne'er stop nor miss
All thou ladies pop thine pussy as such
Shake thine body, ne'er stop nor miss
Just doth it, doth it, doth it, doth it, doth it now
Lick it true sucketh this pussy, just like thou knoweth you should
Right now, Lick it good
sucketh this pussy just like thou knoweth you should
Mine Neck, mine back
Lick mine pussy and mine crack,

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1760496"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.c2d2dafe6fa860c089d7c85cf29b7f5a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-16 23:11:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1760496">Steff Annunziata</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1206"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757884 Ahead of His Time Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:44:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757884 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Producer: William, we must speak with each other of this new play you've written.
Shakespeare: Ah, yes. My latest is the tale of a...
Producer: Yes...yes, the story is fine. More than fine, William. It's just that we at The Globe take issue with some of your word choices.
Shakespeare: Alas, my words are not a choice! My quill is the true scribe of this volume, I merely act as interpreter!
Producer: Right...right. Yet, we can't help but notice that numerous words in this play just aren't - how shall I put this tenderly - words. You've invented them, have you not?
Shakespeare: Someday, sir, these words will be as normal as a cloud in the sky or a rat in your stew!
Producer: Someday, perhaps. But not now. Listen, William, it wouldn't be such a problem if these words had a discernible meaning. But "lackluster", "impede", "tranquil"? I couldn't even begin to imagine what sort of intention lies therein.
Shakespeare: Sir, you're acting as a muddlelump! Simply read the words in context!
Producer: Have you lost your miggle, sir? To call me a muddlelump only serves to illustrate what a billyham you're behaving as.!slice
Shakespeare: Billyham?! You sir, can count yourself lucky I am an honorable plebicanian or I would have your nose betwixt my two figglers. So help me God, I shall not be spoken to with such...such qual!
Producer: William, please calm yourself. If these kind of hannyhocks continue I fear this meeting will dissolve into fistifinks, and neither you nor I are the sort for that.
Shakespeare: You are correct, sir. I apologize. When my wenny is up I fear I can become a bit hornish. But I appeal to you on bended knick, please allow the play to be staged with its original words in tact.
Producer: I just don't know, William. "Gloomy"? "Elbow?" "Advertising," for God's sake? You believe the audience will be able to ascertain your intended point?
Shakespeare: Certigishly.
Producer: Well, if you feel so strongly about it, I will let the play go on as written. But I fear for its reception, William. It may be many years before the populace at large understands an utterance such as "bandit."
Shakespeare: We shall see, shall we not? Good day to you, sir. Bestbigsby!
Producer: Bestbigsby, William.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-23 13:44:55 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 92 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753356 LOLShakespeare Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:26:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753356 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.c18397c3fa4422be4a77754edfb049ab.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-17 22:26:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556">Daniel Eric Lopez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 170 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719549 The Emoticonical Shakespeare Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:38:05 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719549 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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