CollegeHumor: Showers Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739516 How To Take a Shower in a Dorm Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:30:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1739516 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 7:00 A.M.: Alarm to wake up for 8:00 A.M. class

7:05 A.M.: Hit snooze button again.

7:10 A.M.: Hit snooze button again.

7:30 A.M.: Roommate throws granola bar at your face because you’ve been sleeping through your alarm for twenty minutes.

7:31 A.M.: Walk to shower after successfully hiding erection in waistband.

7:32 A.M.: Walk back to room for shampoo.

7:33 A.M.: Get undressed in shower.

7:34 A.M.: Get dressed, walk back to room for towel.

7:40 A.M.: Actual shower done. Fake sneeze several times. Listen for “Bless you.”

7:40 A.M. and 12 seconds: Masturbate.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62413"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/6/collegehumor.4afeb6f1fbc8a878287279b66ac95e02.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62413">Christian Honce</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:776"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 91 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />