CollegeHumor: Slang Articles This Month

Say It, Don't Spray It.

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:32:26 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ~Woolworth's lunch counter, 1952~

Ralph: And then I slipped in the sandbox--
Stewart: Hey man, say it, don't spray it!
Louie: Oh my god, did you just make that up right now?
Stewart: Yeah...
Louie: Wow, that is the funniest way I've ever heard of making fun of someone who spits when they talk. That's going to be a thing people say now. I just know it. You should really copyright that so it doesn't lose your identity like "I'm rubber and you're glue" lost Claire's.
Stewart: A chick made that up?
Louie: Psh, yeah I know, figures. But still.
Stewart: Come one, my thing wasn't that great. And, if anything, just people in our class will start to say it.

~2 months later, at summer camp, with strangers~

Stewart: And then I said this fantastic--
Marshall: Hey, say it, don't spray it.
Stewart: Yeah! That's what I said. I made that up.
Marshall: Made what up? Spitting when you talk?
Stewart: No, the "say it, don't spray it" thing. I said it first.
Marshall: Yeah right.

~3 years later~

Stewart: It was me! It was all me! Why does no one believe me? "Say it, don't spray it" is mine! All mine!
Peter: Hey, buddy, I asked for the news, not the weather.
Louie: Oh my god, did you just make that up right now?
Peter: Yeah...
Louie: Wow, that was hilarious. That's going to become a thing.
Stewart: Yeah, good luck. I'll keep my eye out for your names in next year's American History textbook...Not!
Nicholas: Hey, I made up saying something untrue and then aggressively saying "not" at the end. "Not" is mine!
Stewart: Yeah right, loser.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-05 15:32:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

1920's Slang Is Making A Comeback

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:46:05 -0500

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It might take some getting used to, but don't take any wooden nickels if you wanna be the cat's pajamas. So if you want to bump those rag-a-muffins and futz some hotsy totsy sheba's bubs in the struggle buggy of a jitney, everything'll be jake. Just don't razz some ritzy flapper's dapper if you hate to be left holding the bag. And don't be grummy if you're balled up, just practice punching the bag and you'll be hip to the jive in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Whites only!

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Several Exclaimations from the 1920's and two that aren't

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:05:05 -0400

Jimmy Christmas!

Color me chartreuse!

Blow me down!

That's the bee's knees my boy!

Pound me sideways with a strap-on!

Peanuts!

Fiddlesticks!

Wow, the year 1982 really went by fast!

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