CollegeHumor: Soda Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748318 A Tale of Two Sodas Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:12:43 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748318 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dr. Pepper walks out of a coffeeshop, counting his change, and accidentally bumps into Mr. Pibb.

Dr. Pepper: Oh, pardon me I wasn't looking where I was going- Pibb?
Mr. Pibb: Doc! Oh man, hey Doc, what's up?
Dr. Pepper: Mr. Pibb, I, uh... good to see you, how have you been?
Mr. Pibb: You know, chilling, doing my thing. About to head down to Mickey Dee's, grab me a Big Mac. I'm maad hungry cause I dropped the biggest deuce this morning!
Dr. Pepper: Ahh, yes, that's.... delightful. Well, I must be get going, I'm meeting-
Mr. Pibb: Oh, sh*t, who you meeting? Coke? Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper: Um, no one, just, uh, a friend from out of town-
Mr. Pibb: You're meeting Fanta? Is she in the States?
Dr. Pepper: No, she's not. Nevermind, I'm just late.
Mr. Pibb: Oh, true, true. Hey didn't see you at RC's party last weekend, it was off the hook! Slice was there, Tab, and all the Dew Brothers!
Dr. Pepper: Mountain Dew was there?
Mr. Pibb: Oh, no. Just Code Red and Game Fuel. But it was crazy, Tab hooked up with both of them! I always thought she opened from the other end of the can, but I guess not.
Dr. Pepper: Yes, well, sorry I missed out on the... "fun". It's just that Sprite and I were trying out this new sushi place uptown. I meant to stop by afterwards, but I just lost track of time, and...
Mr. Pibb: Yeah, yeah, sure. I bet you just went to one of those fancy parties that Barq's throws all the time, right? I'm right, aren't I? Haha, just poppin' yer top, man.
Dr. Pepper: ...right.
Mr. Pibb: Hey man, we should totally hang out some time! Just like college, Pepper and Pibb, tearin' it up! Remember our beer pong team name?
Dr. Pepper: Oh yes, P-
Mr. Pibb: Pibber! Yeah man, that was so much fun. College was crazy.
Dr. Pepper: Yes, it was fun. Ten years ago.
Mr. Pibb: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Sam's Club Dr. Radical: 'scuse me gentlemen, could you spare any change?
Mr. Pibb: Ooh, sorry, don't have any, man.
Dr. Pepper: I only carry plastic.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-17 14:12:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 252 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />