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	<title>SPAM That I Might Actually Open</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:12:26 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-10-25 17:12:26    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz&#60;/a>
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	<title>Best Myspace Spam Mail</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:19:27 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<div align="center"><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/d/collegehumor.843f63b8d514344ab1b283bd2cb319e5.jpg" width="336"  /></div><br   /></div><p>This makes me laugh every time I look at it. I love how "Chad" is so non-plussed and oddly  resigned that the only thing he can do is send out an mass email to his friends about his  "crazy"situation. <br   /><br   />Personally I picture Chad living in a world where his roomate is constantly masturbating all around their apartment and it's like bad 80's sitcom like "Perfect Strangers" called, "Playing  with each Other."  The opening credits would be all about their crazy living situation as Chad  tries to go about his normal life with his "crazy" roommate. You'd see him trying to find a box of cereal and then he turns around to to see his roommate using the cereal box to masturbate (shot tastefully of course) and he just shrugs and laughs while synthesized upbeat music plays. The closing credit shot would be late night in their apartment Chad is watching TV and sitting next to him is his roommate furiously masturbating, he looks over smiles then lifts the remote and clicks it and the screen goes to black, just like he's shutting off your TV. In my world this show is canceled  right after the opening credits.</p></>
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    		Written 2007-06-21 23:19:27    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:295">Paul Scheer&#60;/a>
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	<title>A Spammer Submits To Penthouse Forum</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 17:44:56 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[Greetings!  Friend, I am very muchh pleased to adress with you some of that which it has been my great fortune to befall upon my person.  Most gracious are you for listening to my tale of <u>exciting sexually</u> in the words I am riting here to you.  <br   /><br   />Events such as the ones I will relate towwards you rarely happen to my person, leading to my disbelifment that such things have transipred in my life.  It begins as such_ Night has fall on my kingdonm and a much desirable woman came forth from the village to excite me.  I felt as if I has won the EuroMillions <font color="#21409b">21Million Euro</font> for youu!  "Look,' said she, your peni5 is mighty like a lion. Are you ready for exxxtasy?!" I take my <font color="#21409b">ci@lis</font> for such things!<br   /><br   />&At once she slide her body onto my throbbing and she cry out 4 me!  I please her and she pleez me.  It is at once delightful (<font color="#21409b">vi@gra</font>) moments which I made with such a womn!  All tax free!1 I shower inside home with her following inntercorse and much of herr thoughts are still with myself.  I ask - hello! Attract her sister as well!  A famiily member has sent you a <font color="#21409b">E-GREETINGSs</font>! in time, sister of my vixxxen come with for hottsxx.  Jubilation! <br   /><br   />Penthouse, to me this has transpired!</>
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    		Written 2007-05-21 17:44:56    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell&#60;/a>
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	<title>Myspace's Most Popular Comment</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:59:34 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>Dude, you were totally right.  Nothing beats the new <strong><font color="#21409b">OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT</font></strong>. I picked it up the other day and haven't put it down since. <strong><font color="#21409b">OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT</font></strong> is so much better than iPod or Starbucks and even let's me <strong><font color="#21409b">TRACK THOSE WHO VISIT MY PAGE!</font></strong> <br   /></p><p>I even recommended it to my best bud, Larry. You met him once - he was at that party. Anyway, he said you can get <strong><font color="#21409b">OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT</font></strong> at an even greater discount. Just visit <strong><font color="#21409b">OBSCURE FOREIGN WEBSITE!</font></strong> You know what they say, "Too much of a good thing is a great thing!" LOL! <br   /></p><p>Oh, and I almost forgot, I have still have those <strong><font color="#21409b">USELESS GIFTCARDS</font> </strong>if you want them. <br   /></p><p>Later dude. <br   /><br   />hockey triumph lead K457826</p></>
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