CollegeHumor: Super Bowl Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769924 Super Bowl Drinking Game Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769924 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
  • During the coin toss, take a celebratory shot because the Patriots aren't in the Super Bowl.
  • Chug for 10 seconds if the camera cuts to Kurt Warner's wife.
  • Take a shot any time Kurt Warner mentions God.
  • Chug for 10 seconds if someone talks about Roethlisberger being the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
  • Finish your beer if a commercial comes on for a beer you're currently drinking.
  • Take a shot any time Jerome Bettis talks about his Super Bowl days.
  • Chug for 5 seconds if you catch Matt Leinart day-dreaming about partying with the cast of The Hills.
  • Chug for 10 seconds if someone at your party is excited for the Puppy Bowl, then ridicule them.
  • Take a shot if you laugh at one of the commercials.
  • Finish your beer if your team scores a touchdown.
  • Any time there's a punt, waterfall for the entirety of the return.
  • For every successful field goal your team makes or the other team misses, take a shot.
  • Chug for 10 seconds any time they mention that Larry Fitzgerald's dad is a sportswriter or was a ball boy for the Vikings.
  • Take a shot any time they mention that Ken Whisenhunt was a coach for the Steelers.
  • If your team wins, funnel a beer. If they lose, funnel a beer while crying.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-30 13:30:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 73 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749092 Eli Manning Edits Tom Brady's Wikipedia Page Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:03 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749092 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Tom Brady
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League. You can't tell by looking at him. He looks more like a seedy attorney. [citation needed]


History
In 1977, Tom and Galynn Brady gave birth to their unplanned chid, Tom. In High School, he was called names like "Tom Gay-dy" or "Tom Gay" or his least favorite, just simply "Gay." He didn't hit puberty until his freshman year at Michigan. He was picked for the NFL draft in the Sixth round. SIXTH ROUND! That's no first round like some famous quaterback...

Playing Career
Tom doesn't actually know the rules of football, he just knows when he has done something well, he is given a Milkbone. In the previous Super Bowl, Tom watched the "Puppy Bowl" on Animal Planet. He claims, it "inspired" him. Tom suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This isn't related to his playing career, we just didn't have section for "diarrhea."

Family
Tom Brady's brother pretty much sucks at QB. His father didn't have a 67.1 QB rating. And his mother's name is Galynn, lol.

Personal Life
Tom dated Bridget Moynahan for two years. There, she suffered from blindness, not seeing his goofy face blankly staring at her. In 2006, they ended, after she recieved Lasik eye surgery. In early 2007, Moynahan announced she was pregnant with Tom's bastard child. Tom threw the baby 51 yards, which was quite impressive. Currently, he is dating Gisele Bundchen. Bundchen is German for "very attracted to average football players who have children out of wedlock," or "alliance."

External Links
Eli Manning's Myspace...Friend Me!!!
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