CollegeHumor: Theater Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719549 The Emoticonical Shakespeare Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:38:05 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719549 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Hamlet

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Richard III

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-16 01:38:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728945 Theater Majors are the Worst People Ever Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:13:23 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728945 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Come on.  I know you agree.  I just have to get this out of my system.  But before I do, let me take this opportunity to say that I mean no disrespect to the five theater kids out there reading this who are actually cool.

And it makes me cringe to write that.  You know why?  Every horrible theater kid who read that thinks that he or she is one of those five.  Ugh.

Maybe I should back up for a second.  Maybe some of you out there don’t have a theater major in your school, or maybe some of you know some theater kids who you think “aren’t that bad.”  Please allow me this opportunity to not only disagree with you, but to prove to you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that these kids are truly the worst people ever.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:563001"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.cf54b46b2f97049222ea03d9cd14a553.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:563001">Kev Kage</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 57 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />