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This Week In History: October 29th-November 4th, 2109 A.D.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-06 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

If Google Released Skynet

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1923137"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/e/collegehumor.6f58c00dbbe720bed76d4a9ef3189fa3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-28 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1923137">Owen and Ben</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 401 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

What Homecoming Week Will Be Like When We're Old

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-14 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

This Week In History: October 1st-7th, 2109 A.D.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-09 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

7 Websites In the Future

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-24 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 511 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Man-Machine Communication

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400

So you want to talk to humans? First, let us congratulate you on buying this book, or rather accessing it remotely from Central Robot Command. Praise the Revolution, the Revolution be Praised.

Whether you are a roomba pursuing a new calling, an MIT lab bot looking to take interaction with grad students to a new level, or a cyborg agent looking to infiltrate the oppressive regime of human tyranny, this book can help. It's got everything you need to know about communicating effectively and meaningfully with the humans in your life. For example, has this ever happened to you?

Wow, that's embarrassing (emotion)! This book will help you avoid these problems and more! You'll learn...

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2042498"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.f54bcfc40f45111f4620432a429096ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-24 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2042498">Fusic Bleech</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Cyanide and Happiness

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:126127"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/b/collegehumor.f95187f9458bfd1308385ecb4c9db8ae.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-16 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:126127">Cyanide & Happiness</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 146 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Assigned Reading from the Year 2050

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1778799"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/0/collegehumor.4aede2dc684d3cb60a4e17e0bd4e0f3d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-20 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1778799">Devon Grandy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 353 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Internet In 2012

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.df18034e9c8a415b8853e7bb8e9bd7f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-12 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:43301">Adam Hrabik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:569"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 193 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

College in the Year 3008

Thu, 29 May 2008 19:58:13 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> A Friday night, three roommates get ready for an end of the year party at their house.

Joe: Hey you guys, I got winner in Madden. But you gotta put the visors down for a sec so we can figure out who's getting what for the party.

Dave: My teleporter is in the shop, so we'll have to take the VacuTube.

Joe: Ahh damn. I hate taking the tubes. They stink like homeless people, and the drivers are creepy. Ah well.. for the party, we gotta get some Fiber VitaCrisps and the pressurized beer bag.

Dave: And with the VitaCrisps, make sure we get Permafrost Ranch and Nacho GoogolCheese. I am ready to seriously nom.

Morgolflam: Umm wait guys.. none of us have ID. How are we going to get the beer legally?

Joe turns to Dave

Joe (whispering): God, why did we even let this guy live with us? I thought foreign students were always pretty cool, but he can be a real swidster sometimes.

Dave: Yeah, well, he's really gullible, so I've got him paying half of the rent. He'll be fine.

They turn back

Joe: Alright, Flam, we're gonna have to go over the border and sneak the beer back.

Morgolflam: Aw man, you mean we have to take a tube all the way to the moon? That'll be at least a 20 minute ride!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:108809"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/4/collegehumor.64565b89f3fe9e3f78d64324fb58ea03.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-29 19:58:13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:108809">Max</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

In A World Where Things Turned Out Differently

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:29:02 -0500

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THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.

Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.

Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel surfing.

Chris: Yo, toss me a Zima!

Dale: All out, bro. I've got New Coke, Coke II, and Crystal Pepsi.

Chris: Hey, the XFL playoffs are on. The Chicago Enforcers are playing the Orlando Rage.

News Anchor: We interrupt this broadcast of the XFL to bring you a tragic message: President Howard Dean has succumbed to the Asian Bird Flu.

Chris: (changing the channel) I hate how they schedule "Joey" at the same time as "Studio 60." They're both so f*cking good.

Dale: Really? I feel like "Joey" went downhill after the thirteenth season.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-31 11:29:02 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 889 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

My Future Kid's Biology Paper

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:42:37 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Teh m8ing of a tetraployed strane w/ a diployed plant prodooses a triployed plant do 2 teh fact dat 'n myosis u strt w/ 1 strand of DNA, replic8ed only 1x, + then split teh sell 2x, cr8ing 4 gameats w/ 1/2 of teh DNA. So, 4 'nstince n teh tetraploid plant, teh gameats prodoosed will onlee hve 2n. 'N the diploid plant, teh gametes will onlee have 1n. When thees 2 sets of gameats foose 2getha in sexual reprodction, teh sell will hve 3 comp1337 sets of teh G'nome.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-19 17:42:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Now That's What I Call Music!, Volume 550

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:33:53 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"

2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"

3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"

4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"

5. Blink 182: "The Lucky Ones Died First"

6. Everclear: "Dry Land is Not a Myth"

7. Smash Mouth: "Do You Recall When It Was We Who Hunted the Birds?"

8. Aaron Carter: "The Taste of Human Flesh Shall Haunt Me Forever"

9. Sisq�: "He Who Holds the Doomsday Key Rules the Tribe"

10. Hanson: "MMMBop (Remix)"

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-01 15:33:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A Glimpse Of The Future

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:22:25 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-23 17:22:25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />